The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Am I the only one who thinks this Ricky-Amy stuff is coming out of NOWHERE!?

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!

I guess it just wasn't well written. Because I always assumed all the INTENSE FEAR that both Ben and Adrian had about them ending up together was completely stupid and unfounded since that wouldn't ever happen. I thought that's what they were going for, like Ben and Adrian were insane...it kind of takes away from the show a little, honestly.

I actually saw Ricky/Amy coming from a mile away.. I saw that plot for a while.. but maybe it's just me. I actually like that pair.. she seems like she'd be less annoying if she dated him for some reason. Ben is my least fave.

"Is he dead!? Ricky!? Because if he is, Bunny will need Ben more than ever!"

Best. Line. Ever.

"BEEEEN! I WAS REALLY HUNGRY! This probably means we won't go to dinner now "

Betty

"HEY GRACE, WE'RE HOME!"

This episode is so quotable. I love it.

PS, Mo... would you like to have a pants-off dance-off?

OH MY GOD BETTY WAS CRACKING ME THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED HER IN THIS EPISODE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Also this is the first episode my boyfriend had to watch with me (now that I can't watch them in the seclusion of my night shift job) and his face during it was priceless...he hated it soooooooooo much...I hope he likes the next one more. This one was very talky and repetitive.

Also, moment of the week: Madison's "EMILY!" when saying her step-mother's name. I laughed REALLY hard. I'm such a big Madison fan.

And yes, A pants off dance off would be acceptable. You first!

I love how Madison and Lauren seem to hate each other every other episode.

And I love how Madison stomped her foot.

And I love how Lauren's dad just WANDERED into her house.

And I love how George is a better housewife than Anne.

And I love how Jack, Grace/Grant, and Grace's mom/stepdad all seemed to think they were alone.

And I love how Tom still wants Tammy back.

And I hate stupid Amy's friends and their texting. I'd be pissed off if someone sent me a picture of them looking sad, then a picture of them with a cake.

And I love that we can have a pants-off dance-off.

Oh my God...the fact that no one knew it was Amy's birthday...that was the best thing ever. They SHOULD forget, she's horrible and unimportant.

AHAHAHAHA, OMG!!!

JACK TELLING MADISON'S DAD THAT THEY HAVE ORAL SEX!!!

GREATEST MOMENT EVER!!

Betty also had some epic lines, again! lmao

Grace and her mom talk about sex far too comfortably together.

AHAHA, THE OBGYN FILLING IN FOR THE UGLY ONE! I LOVE HIM!

HAHAHAHAHAHA the oral sex part was hilarious!!!!

And Betty cracks me up!!! Giving him the ring to Adrian, asking if Ricky is dead. COINCYDINK.

I can't get over how Madison YELPED and hid behind her stepmom when her dad told her what Jack said, ahahahahaha!! One of my favourite Secret Life scenes ever!

OH MY GOD, I haven't gotten to see this episode yet...I'm more excited for it than ever...I will be watching this during my lunch after my boss leaves!

AHAHAHA, MO, YOU NEED TO WATCH IT NOW!!

You will seriously DIE! You'll be in hysterics!

"Oh no, how could we forget Amy's birthday?!?! Everyone forgot my sixteenth birthday and it stuck with me my ENTIRE life!!!"

Betty...this is like the best little scene you've ever done...no wait...last week's was better...but this is the second best.

EVEN IF IT'S WORTH MORE THAN THE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! THAT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! MADISON!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE THE FUCKING BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE YELPED AND HID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Gateway sex.

I wish this guy was MY gyno...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HE'S SUCH A DICK...from what I'm told...

WASN'T THE EPISODE GREAT!? AHAHAHAHA!!! SO MANY WINNING LINES!!

I wish when Amy walked in that door John just killed himself because he couldn't understand why she was back when he was so happy to be rid of her.