This Book Will Change Your Life: January

Bulldog Ants are highly poisonous, rather large, have sharp pincers, territorially aggressive with humans AND they are the only ants that can jump. They are too powerful, it's terrifying!!!!

^^^^

This comment is the epitome of my love for you.

Doug, the ant picture literally made me jump a foot in the air. Thanks for that.

Also, I didn't throw anything away nor will I attempt to fill in the crazy map. So there

Your welcome for the ant


AND FILL OUT YOUR MAP.

It's so eeeaaasyyy...

Well, I went with the "marker" in paint. I think it turned out alright xD

This map is so psychotic looking there's only one thing I could say about it. Did you forget to color in Portugal or are you just completely indifferent to it?

I chose to leave the tiny little countries alone since the "marker" was so humongous that it would have obliterated them :D

:O WHY IS CANADA RED!?

I'm offended.

Friendship over.

OVER, I SAY!

AND ENGLAND IS RED TOO!?

The only two countries that represent me are red. So disappointed.

Hrm. I think I had attempted to fill in England with the Yellow and it failed. Or I just got too excited about the Red and covered the Yellow. -shrug-

And Canada just isn't very exciting to me, sorry.

Canada's not that exciting to anyone. I just felt obliged to defend it XD

HAHAHA, Jessie, your map just made me choke on water that I was drinking! Don't worry that's a good thing :D


Anyway, I'm gonna post Day 5 early so you have some time to think and prepare...


DAY 5: Mass social experiment

Create an out of order sign and stick it on any item of public infrastructure you might encounter today, including, but not limited to: elevators, garbage trucks, cranes, phone booths, toilets, ventilation units, escalators, entrances to subway stations. The aim is to achieve comprehensive social breakdown across the country.


Of course, take notes, and if possible, document with pictures

Lmao Doug, I was giggling like a crazy person the entire time I was making it, saving it, and posting it

LOL I just noticed the little dribbles of green on Ohio, Florida, and what I'm guessing is Niagra Falls. Perfection.

Bahaha. Yes.

Countries I want to visit

Australia
Aruba
The Bahamas
Barbados
Belize
Bermuda
Brazil
Canada
The Cayman Islands
The Cook Islands
Costa Rica
Croatia
Denmark
Ecuador
Egypt
Fiji
Finland
Greece
Guadeloupe
Vatican City
Iceland
Indonesia
Ireland
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Republic of Macedonia
Madagascar
Malaysia
The Maldives
Malta
The Marshall Islands
Martinique
The Federated States of Micronesia
Monaco
Morroco
Netherlands
The Netherlands Antilles
New Zealand
Northern Mariana Islands
Norway
Palau
The Phillipines
Saint Helena
Saint Martin
Samoa
Singapore
Spain
Sri Lanka
Sweden
Switzerland
Taiwan
Thailand
The United Kingdom
US Vigin Islands
France (Corsica)


Places I've Been

Maine
New York
Vermont
New Hampshire
California
Illinois
Missouri
Oklahoma
Arkansas
Tennessee
Mississippi
Louisiana
Pennsylvania
Ohio
New Jersey
Deleware
Maryland
Viriginia
Kentucky
North Carolina
Alabama
Florida
Massachusetts
Connecticut
Rhode Island

And I've lived in Texas my whole live.

The only country I have ever been to was Mexico, on a road trip once my friend and I drove to Matamoris Mexico.

For day 5, I forgot to post, but I went up to check the mail by the office of my apartments the other day, and took with me an out of order sign. I stuck it on a dryer in the laundry room.

mayhem

I put one on the front door to my apartment...I bet at least one person was confused...of course it was hand written, so maybe not, HAHA!

I'm so proud!! :D

I'll post pictures of mine later, along with Day 6. I won't be able to until about five, so hopefully it isn't something that requires all day!

Today's is pretty quick, if you want it to be, or it could take a while, if you so choose:

DAY 6: Today, write the opening sentence to your debut novel.



That's it!

hrmpf lol

what a task!

bahahaha, I'm currently writing a novel, so I'll just post the first sentence. Slash the first couple sentences.


"I think I was just blinded by your beauty," I heard a voice whisper in my ear. "I am going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."


Scandalous, I know.

Whoooooa baby!! I can't wait to see where this is going

The sun was just beginning to set on the horizon, making it hard to see through the windshield of the old Chevy Camaro as it made it's way down the dusty, desert highway.


^^^My attempt at creating a scene.