Pagong returns from Tribal Council...
Tina Scheer: It was hard to see Leslie go. I know what it's like to not fit in and I considered her a friend. On the bright side, I survived my first Tribal Council! This is a new record for me!
Ted Williams Jr. Did you sleep well last night, Tina? I know, I did...
Tina Scheer: *shudders*
Phillip Shepard: Skupin! I know you voted for me. WTF?
Mike Skupin: Yeah I voted for you Phillip. You're completely off your rocker, man. I don't think you're stable and after the way you accused me of double dipping the rice, I thought you deserved it. And, frankly, if you are going to continue on with your tirades and outbursts, I would be happy to do it again!
Phillip Shepard: Skupin! You double-scooped! And I will call you out every time, brotha.
Mike Skupin: Oh give me a break, Phillip. That's just a flat-out lie. You simply made a pun out of my last name.
Phillip Shepard: Is this feather in my hand a lie?
Mike Skupin: No, Phillip, that's a real feather.
Phillip Shepard: I shall wear it proudly. My Native American ancestors would want me to.
Mike Skupin: You do that.
Fang returns from council after voting out Russell:Kelly Goldsmith: In the end Jeff, Marcus Flicka and I stuck together and took out Russell. I feel like the tribe is calmer already.
Marcus Lehman: I agree. Dude came at me and I'm not into that. I only let gay dudes fawn over me.
Jeff Varner: Hot damn that Marucs is hot.
Marcus Lehman: Come closer Jeff. Hold me.
Shane Powers: I thought everyone was voting out Jenny. What the hell happened? Aw fuck. AND I'm out of cigarettes. This isn't going to be pretty...
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Ugh. Matt! What happened?
Matt Elrod: I dunno, Jenny. I did what you said. I voted Jessie like you wanted.
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Guh! And yet that fake bitch, Jessie remains.
Matt Elrod: Yunno Jenny, you two kinda have a lot in common. It might be better for all of us if we put this petty squabble aside and work together.
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Guh! As if.
Shane Powers: I need a cigarette. I really need a cigarette.
Jessie Camacho: Shane, are you ok?
Shane Powers: I'm fine. You're fine. We're all fine. I mean, it's not like anyone is going around telling lies, making everyone else look bad. No, that's not happening at all.
Jessie Camacho: What are you talking about?
Shane Powers: Go ahead and play dumb, Jessie. I know you think I'm dumb, Jessie. But I'm not dumb Jessie.
Jessie Camacho: I never said you were dumb, I--
Shane Powers: Aye-aye-aye Jessie, your lies are too much to take. You thrust your boobs and your mole in my face and tell me everyone is voting Jenny and low and behold it's Russell who goes.
Jessie Camacho: I'm just as disappointed as you to see Russell gone, Shane.
Shane Powers: LIES! You set me up! You all set me up! Oh it's all quite clear now. Quite clear. Nobody makes a fool of Shane Powers except Shane Powers! Nobody! *maniacal laughter*
Maraamu returns from Tribal Council after voting out Heidi...Brandon Hantz: Thank you good lord for watching over me. Your glory has saved me from the evils of temptation. For now...
Sarah Jones: I'm glad that slutty bitch is gone. Now I can flash the gorgeous titties I rightly paid for.
Brandon Hantz: Jezebel!
Neleh Dennis: Yaaay! Pappy! We did it! We took out that dirty whore Heidi and kept our Marquesan advantage!
Paschal English: I'm so pleased. Clearly the viewers wish only the best for us.
Neleh Dennis: The viewers have excellent taste!
Paschal English: Kiss-ass.
Neleh Dennis: Now to go after Joe. I can't believe he voted for me!
*wakes up as if from a spell* Joe Dowdle: What?!? Where am I? How did I get here? Oh good lord. What have I done?
Foa Foa wakes up after a relaxing night...
Colleen Haskell: Isn't it great that we didn't have to go to Council last night, Greg?
Greg Buis: For sure. You may actually get to uphold your image as a sweetheart!
Colleen Haskell: Which reminds me. You need to be a little nuttier. You don't want the viewers to get bored.
Greg Buis: Does this coconut bra I fashioned this morning make me look fat?
Colleen Haskell: Yes. Lulz.
John Kenney: I wish I had my mechanical bull to ride. I'm getting a little stir-crazy out here.
Michelle Yi: So do I. There's no way that wouldn't be hot to watch.
John Kenney: Maybe you can be my bull, Michelle.
Michelle Yi: *faints*
Meanwhile at Ulong...
Ashley Massaro: I thought for sure that Ulong would be a doomed tribe. I am so stoked that we finally broke the curse. That's so badass.
Rafe Judkins: Me too! I just hope you all remember who really won it for us. Without my human-torch like super powers, we probably would be doomed. I mean, Boo certainly wasn't any help.
Ryan Shoulders: No he wasn't. He's so accident prone!
Boo Bernis: This make Boo sad.
Rafe Judkins: Ryan is right. But it was pretty much just me and Jan when you think about it.
Jan Gentry: *Hic* Yup.
Cindy Hall: Jesus H. Christ, when did Rafe get so arrogant.
Lindsey Richter: For real...
Boo Bernis: Boo just hope we continue winning streak...
TREEMAIL:
It's time for your second emmunity challenge! You should have seen this coming, and yet it remaind a puzzle.... Probst: Come on in tribes!
Probst: Ulong and
Foa Foa getting a look at the new
Fang,
Maraamu and
Pagong tribes.
Russell,
Heidi, and
Leslie were voted out of each tribe respectively.
Erik Cardona: Woah. Only original Samoan left now...
Christy Smith: Meh, Heidi was a slut.
Probst: Ulong and
Foa Foa, I'll take back emmunity. Emmunity IS NOW up for grabs.
Probst: For today's challenge you will be working in pairs to collect puzzle pieces scattered throughout Immunity Challenge Beach. Here's the catch. You will be blindfolded. Of the 4 pairs, 1 pair will not be collecting puzzle pieces, but rather 1 will be working to guide the blind and 1 will work to solve the puzzle once the pieces have been returned.
Ulong and
Foa Foa, you each have two extra members. Who do you want to sit out?
Dolly Neely and Ian Rosenberger: We're sitting out for Ulong, Probst.
Kelly Bruno and Michelle Yi: We're sitting out for Foa Foa.
Probst: Alight
Dolly,
Ian,
Kelly B. and
Michelle are sitting out. For
Ulong we have
Jan as the caller and
Ryan on the puzzle. For
Fang we have
Flicka as the caller, and
Jenny on the puzzle. For
Foa Foa we have
NaOnka as the caller and
Christy on the puzzle. For
Maraamu we have
Ghandia as the caller and
Paschal on the puzzle. For
Pagong we have
Phillip as the caller and
Kenny on the puzzle. For Emmunity! Survivors Ready? Go!
Foa Foa gets off to a good lead as NaOnka is the only voice that can be heard...
NaOnka Mixon: JANE AND COLLEEN! TO THE LEFT JANE AND COLLEEN! TO THE LEFT!!! JOHN AND GREG, TAKE 4 STEPS RIGHT AND 10 STEPS FORWARD!
Jane Bright: Yee-haw! Ah found mah pieces, y'all!
John Kenney: Your directions are perfect Nay! I got my pieces too!
NaOnka Mixon: ERIK AND JASON! YOUR PIECES ARE UP IN A TREE! YOUR THREE STEPS IN FRONT OF IT!
Jason Siska: We were made for this. Got em!
NaOnka Mixon: ALL YOU SEXY BEASTS FOLLOW MY VOICE WITH YO PIECES! CHRISTY! HURRY! SOLVE THE PUZZLE!
Christy Smith: What?
NaOnka Mixon: READ MY LIPS FOOL! SOLVE THAT DAMN PUZZLE!~
Christy Smith: Oh. Puzzle. Right. Done.
Probst: FOA FOA WINS IMMUNITY!!!Jan is trying her best to bark out orders...
Jan Gentry: Eric and Ashley! Straight ahead *hic* and past the two trees. Wait, maybe there's only one tree. I'm so drunk!
Erik Cardona: Ashley, reach around on the ground. Do you feel the pieces?
Ashley Massaro: Got em!
Ryan Shoulders: Yes! Great Job guys!
Jan Gentry: Lindsey and Cindy, go up the hill and to your right!
Cindy Hall: Jan! I can't find it. Where is it?
Jan Gentry: Rafe and Boo! Your pieces are just over that log.
Boo Bernis: Oops! Boo trip over log and go boom.
Rafe Judkins: Dammit, Boo! You're so accident prone!
Cindy Hall: Jan! Where's my piece?!?
Boo's trip-up gives Fang an opportunity, but Shane confuses everyone...
Shane Powers: Marcus and Jessie! Touch your toes and then reach for the sky!
Marcus Lehman: Huh? That doesn't make any sense, Shane!
Shane Powers: Jenny and Matt! Do a little dance and then bark like a dog.
Matt Elrod: Arf! Arf! Arf!
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Ugh! Matt! Stop that!
Shane Powers: Jeff and Flicka, go left 10 steps and then right 10 steps!
Jeff Varner: What?!? Shane! That just puts us back where we started! What did he say, Flicka?
Flicka: Marcus I think he said 10 steps forward and then 20 steps backwards!
Jeff Varner: What? DAMMIT FLICKA! That puts us behind where we started!
Flicka: Ooops! Sorry Jeff!
Jeff Varner: Get it together Flicka!!! We're gonna lose this! You're worse than Boo!
Flicka: This make Flicka Cry
All the confusion at Ulong and Fang gives Maraamu a chance to catch up...
Ghandia Johnson: Elisabeth and Neleh! Your piece is over a narrow balance beam. Be careful!
Elisabeth Filarski: Got it Ghandia!
Neleh Dennis: Oh my heck that was easy!
Ghandia Johnson: Joe, the pieces are actually hidden in Sarah's cleavage!
Joe Dowdle: Those clever producers! This could take days! I'm up to the challenge though!
Sarah Jones: Yes, Joe! Yes! Find those pieces! Ohhhh yes!
Joe Dowdle: Is that them? No... Hmm...
Sarah Jones: Oh Joe hahaha, hurry! Wait, slow it down a little.
Ghandia Johnson: JOE! FOCUS!
Joe Dowdle: Got em!
Sarah Jones: Oh Joe
Ghandia Johnson: Brandon and Brendon, your pieces are under a rock. Use that pole and your strength to lift the boulder off your pieces!
Brendan Synnott: Brandon! Put your blindfold back on!
Brandon Hantz: Oh right, sorry bro. Wait, how did you know my blindfold was off?
Brendan Synnott: Got the pieces, Ghandia!
Ghandia Johnson: Good lord you two, hurry back!
Neleh Dennis: Hurry, Pappy! Solve the puzzle!
Paschal English: Done.
Probst: MARAAMU WINS IMMUNITY!!! - HOORAY!!!!
- Is screaming and laughing with joy...except for
Christy
Christy Smith: What happened? Did we win?
Probst: You won, Christy.
Christy Smith: What?
Probst: Never mind. As you know, in addition to winning immunity, you will be granting safety to one player on EACH of the LOSING tribes to go to EXILE. These players WILL NOT return until later in the game, when your 5 tribes merge into 4. But that is for later.
Foa Foa and
Maraamu, who will you be sending to exile?
NaOnka Mixon: I want to save Kelly G from Fang. I think we both have murdering tendencies.
Kelly Goldsmith: I'd have killed you if you hadn't picked me.
Elisabeth Filarski: I want to save Dolly from Ulong. She's a sweetheart and we both have pigtails.
Dolly Neely: Squee! Sayonara suckers!Joe Dowdle: I want to save Mike. He is the only fellow medical evacuee besides me left in the game and we deserve our second chances more than anyone!
Mike Skupin: Thank you Joe, and good luck to you!
Probst: Ulong, Fang and Pagong have a date with me at Tribal Council.
Ulong after challenge...
Ashley Massaro: Oh my gosh I can't believe we lost the challenge. That is SO not badass.
Erik Cardona: I agree.
Ryan Shoulders: Grr. This is all Boo's fault. He's so accident prone! I think we need to keep a strong tribe together and clearly you and Erik did really well today!
Erik Cardona: Thanks Ryan. We got lucky though. Jan wasn't much help at all. We just happened to be badass enough to find our pieces without her.
Ashley Massaro: Totally badass
. High five!
Erik Cardona: High five, Ash! So yeah, I mean, if I had my druthers, I'd say Jan should go.
Ryan Shoulders: True, Erik. Jan may have been the wrong person to be the caller today but she was pretty invaluable for the first challenge. If she hadn't already been drunk and breathing fumes, we would have lost.
Ashley Massaro: That's right. Boo dropped the bottle. I coulda body-slammed him.
Ryan Shoulders: Exactly, Ashley. And the way his stupid clumsy ass tripped all over that damn log today like a zombie on a treadmill was embarassing. You know he's a lot bigger than Rafe. He goes down over and over again and so does Rafe. Kinda like Joel and Chet in that one Micronesia challenge where everyone got beat to hell.
Ashley Massaro: Ha ha ha. That WAS pretty funny.
Ryan Shoulders: Funny? Yes. Good for the future success of our tribe? No. I can get Jan to do what I say. I'm sure Rafe will gladly vote our way as well.
Erik Cardona: The nerd makes a good point, Ash. I can see the benefits of getting rid of Boo. It makes us all that much more valuable as physical players.
Ashley Massaro: If you say so.
meanwhile, Rafe, Ian, Cndy and Lindsey sit by the fire...Rafe Judkins: Boo was such a stupid hot mess at the challenge today. I wish I could have just ignited his stupid hick ass on fire and been done with it then.
Cindy Hall: Oh, Rafe, get over yourself.
Rafe Judkins: Kiss my ass, Cindy. You blew your game over a damn car. You know how many cars you could buy with a million dollars?
Cindy Hall: And what car are you driving Mr-I-Gave-It-All-Up-At-Final-3.
Ian Rosenberger: Hey!
Rafe Judkins: At least I got to the Final 3.
Cindy Hall: And that got you what? $10,000? My Pontiac Torrent is worth between $16-24,000. I win.
Lindsey Richter: Burn!
Ian Rosenberger: You're a bitch Cindy.
Rafe Judkins: Whatever Cindy. I'm sure your greedy ass will dig your own hole soon enough. Come on, Ian.
Cindy Hall: Hiss!
Rafe & Ian walk away...
Lindsey Richter: Don't let him bother you Cindy. He may be able to light himself on fire, but it's not like he has an army of howler monkeys at his disposal.
Cindy Hall: Don't give away all my secrets Lindsey...
Lindsey Richter: He may have an army of gerbils up his ass though.
Cindy Hall: Burn!
**Fang after challenge**
Shane Powers: I don't want anyone to talk to me right now. I'm so frustrated that we lost but what could I do? Clearly you were all setting me up to fail. What tribe in their right minds would make ME the caller for such a challenge?
Jenny Guzon-Bae: He's got a point there...
Shane Powers: Shut up! I didn't ask you. Now make your tummy turn into a television. I want to watch Friends.
Jenny Guzon-Bae: I'm not a teletubby, Shane.
Shane Powers: I said I want to watch Friends! Turn your belly on!
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Alight Jessie, listen. I can't believe I'm actually going to take Matt's advice, but I think you and I should set aside our differences for now and deal with the real bizarro in our tribe.
Jessie Camacho: I don't trust you Jenny. But I don't trust Shane either. I think Russell being voted out really shocked and upset him.
Jenny Guzon-Bae: I didn't have anything to do with that. I voted for you obviously.
Jessie Camacho: Well, I doubt anyone would expect us to be working together at this point. Maybe this could work...
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Yeah and if the numbers dwindle enough, you me and Matt could be a powerful force... I don't know. Let's just take it one day at a time.
Jessie Camacho: Fair enough.
Jeff Varner: Grr. I'm so annoyed with Flicka right now.
Marcus Lehman: Play it cool, Jeff. We lost an ally in Kelly when she was exiled by NaOnka. We need Flicka right now.
Jeff Varner: Whatever. I'm over this supposed alliance with Flicka. She's a dumb kid and we're lucky that we haven't won any chickens for her to let loose yet. Mark my words, Marcus, keeping Flicka around too long will be a mistake.
Marcus Lehman: You may be right, Jeff, but frankly I think Shane is the bigger threat to this tribe down the line. The guy has been without cigarettes for 2 days and he's already completely lost his mind and making everyone uncomfortable.
Jeff Varner: Marcus, you're hot and I know you like to show off your shlong, but I think I might just have to do things my way this time.
Marcus Lehman: Do what you need to do Jeff. I think I can get the support to vote out Shane anyway and it may downplay our completely obvious bromance.
Pagong after challenge...
Ted Williams Jr.: I'm never going to survive this tirbe if we keep losing challenges. I need some allies. It's too bad Skupin was exiled. He could have been a vote in my favor.
Phillip Shepard: I'm sorry tribe. I let you all down today. *Sobs*
Jaime Dugan: Aw Phillip. Don't cry. We all have off days.
Phillip Shepard: Thanks Jaime. You're such a breath of sunshine.
Jaime Dugan: I just think you're misunderstood Phillip, and I'm a friend to the misunderstood.
Phillip Shepard: I dunno, I think I blew it today.
Jaime Dugan: Let me see what I can do.
Jaime chats with Kenny and Ashley down at the beach...
Jaime Dugan: Hey guys. So I'm thinking maybe we should keep Phillip around.
Angie Jakusz: Why? The guy's a nutjob and he was mute at the challenge.
Jaime Dugan: He's hurting right now. I think he needs a friend. Surely you guys know what that's like.
Kenny Hoang: Yeah...
Angie Jakusz: True. So what do you suggest?
Jaime Dugan: I think we should vote out Ted. He's creepy and sooner or later he's going to come crawling into our bed, Ang.
Angie Jakusz: *shudders* Ok. I'm down.
Kenny Hoang: Works for me. I can't stand his laugh anyway.
Jaime Dugan: Then it's a plan.
Tina Scheer: Ugh it's like we weren't in the challenge at all today. I don't know what was wrong with Phillip. It's like he's a secret agent, but the secret is he doesn't show up at all.
Christine Shields-Markoski: I agree, Tina. I think that whacko's time has come to an end.
Ted overhears the women talking...
Ted Williams Jr.: I'd be willing to vote for Phillip if you ladies would be willing to keep me around. I swear I'll lay off the raper-vibe.
Tina Scheer: One can only hope.
- TRIBAL COUNCIL -
Probst: Well guys, how about we just get to the votes tonight? Ashley, you're up!
Ashley Massaro: My vote is for BOO. He almost screwed the challenge up for us last time and obviously he wasn't much help this time.
Boo Bernis: Ryan, you had your "second chance" with the outcast twist. Give the rest of us a shot, bro.
Cindy Hall: you voted me out last time for not giving you a car, so I'm voting you out this time. Goodbye RAFE!
Erik Cardona: Boo, this is only room for ONE big hot shot on this tribe... Sorry bro.
Ian Rosenberger: You're an idiot... CINDY!
Jan Gentry: I'm not even sure where I am right now. *tap* *tap* is this thing on? *hic* how do you cure hiccups again? Oh right, scare someone. Hey, Jan? BOO!
Lindsey Richter: Rafe, gotta go with my girl Cindy. So long
Rafe Judkins: For my own protection, BOO
Ryan Shoulders: My alliance from Immunity Challenge one is sticking together. See ya,
BOO.
*Probst tallies the votes*Probst: That's
1 votes Ryan,
1 vote Cindy, 2 votes Rafe, and
5 votes Boo. That means
Boo, you need to bring me your torch.
Boo Bernis: This make Boo sad.
Probst: Boo, the tribe has spoken
Probst: Well guys, how about we just get to the votes tonight? Flicka, you're up!
Flicka Smith: That Shane guy, he seems insane. I don't get good vibes and I wanna keep this tribe STRONG! My vote today is for him.
Jeff Varner: My vote is for that dumb bitch Flicka.
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Shane, I feel it is best that you go
Jessie Camacho: Shane, you're unstable and causing paranoia in the tribe.
Marcus Lehman: Shane man... you're creepin all the boys and girls on this tribe out... and I just wanna keep the love and show off my penis. Can't do that with you around!
Matt Elrod: Man, I don't wanna create any waves, so I have to go with the flow and vote SHANE. I think you're way out there man, but I kind of dig it. Too bad everyone has it out for you.
Shane Powers: I have been getting messages from my blackberry coconut that word on the beach is my name is bein thrown around as a vote tonight... I also rec'd a text saying that it was that filthy bitch Flicka who started it... so I'm voting for her
*Probst tallies the votes*
Probst: That's
2 votes Flicka and
5 votes Shane. That means
Shane, you need to bring me your torch.
Shane Powers: I plan to get completely wasted in a pity party for 1.
Probst: Shane, the tribe has spoken
Probst: Well guys, how about we just get to the vot--
Phillip Shepard: Bzzt! The feather commands me to call out the tattooed harlot among us.
Angie Jakusz: What the fu--
Phillip Shepard: Silence harlot! It took me until the walk to TC to realize it, but Leslie was right. The tattooed one is NOT to be trusted!!
Angie Jakusz: Phillip, you can kiss my pasty tattooed ass.
Probst: Wow, Phillip. It's like I'm at Council with Brandon Hantz.
Phillip Shepard: Mark my words. The tattooed one will destroy this tribe.
Angie Jakusz: (shocked) *sobs*
Probst: Well, if you're done, Phillip it IS time to vote. Angie, you're up.
Angie Jakusz: I'm all about weirdo's and eccentric characters, but Phillip is a fake and he is just too much out there... and bitch, don't diss my tats! My vote is for Phillip.
Christine Shields-Markoski: gotta vote for Phillip, he is just creepy
Jaime Dugan: I'm Team Phillip, voting for TED!
Kenny Hoang: Ted's laugh annoys me too much... can't stand him being around! TED
Phillip Shepard: The feather has commanded me. TEED. I mean
TED. Sorry, dry mouth again.
Ted Williams Jr.: voting for Phillip, he's gotta go
Tina Scheer: I'll keep this short, so I don't get interrupted...
PHILLIP!
*Probst tallies the votes*
Probst: That's
3 votes Ted and
4 votes Phillip. That means
Phillip, you need to bring me your torch.
Phillip Shepard: And I thought for sure I'd be dragged to the finals for the easy win.
Probst: Phillip, the tribe has spoken
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