Celebrity Survivor ~ Episode Three posted now :)

CELEBRITY SURVIVOR

For this season of Survivor, 20 well known Celebrities will be playing to outwit, outplay and outlast each other. Who will do it and who will fail? Let’s find out!

The tribes are on their way to camp and have no idea who is on the other tribes and won’t until the first immunity challenge; first tribe is the ANGAUR tribe!

On the ANGAUR tribe is Donald Trump, Simon Cowell, Rachael Ray, Whoopi Goldberg and Judge Judy.

In confessional Whoopi states that she was happy to see Rachael and Judy but not thrilled to see Donald.

As the tribe arrives at camp everyone immediately begins working on shelter. Donald tries to take control of the tribe but quickly butts heads with Judy and Rachael. Simon tries to stay out of it just shaking his head at the three of them.

In confessional Simon reveals that he is friends with Donald but if he has to cut him loose to survive in this game he will.

The next tribe is the KAYANGEL Tribe, featuring Perez Hilton, Jay Leno, Howard Stern, Rosie O’Donnell and Oprah Winfrey.

In confessional, Perez states that he is happy to see Howard and Rosie and hopes as friends they can stick together.

Oprah immediately takes control of the tribe but neither Perez nor Howard care to listen to her one bit. Jay tells them to stop being stubborn, Howard and him get into an argument and Rosie tells them both to cool off. Perez laughs while this is going on and Oprah is frustrated with her tribe.

In confessional, Rosie states that she cannot believe she is stuck with someone like Jay and wants him out immediately. She hopes that Oprah, Perez and Howard can go far together with her.

The next tribe is the PELELUI Tribe, which consists of Jeff Probst, Ryan Seacrest, David Letterman, Martha Stewart and Ellen DeGeneres.

In confessional, Jeff Probst says how he still can’t believe he agreed to be a contestant this season instead of hosting again, though he reveals that being with Ryan Seacrest is going to be hard as he cannot stand him one bit.

The tribe enters camp and Martha, Jeff and Ellen step up to get things together. David isn’t feeling too great and Ryan is tired after the trek to camp, so neither is much help in putting the camp together, which annoys the three of them.

In confessional, Ellen states how she doesn’t care for David and him getting sick should help her in eliminating him early on. She’s glad to see Ryan, Jeff and Martha though.

The last tribe, the SONSOROL Tribe consists of Conan O’Brien, Bill O’Reilly, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Kathy Griffin and Paula Abdul.

In Confessional, Elisabeth says that she never thought she would return to survivor again but is now here. She’s worried about who will be on the other tribes though. She does state that she does not like Kathy Griffin and is not looking forward to playing the game with her.

The tribe gets to camp and immediately begin work on camp. They all work well together though a few people try not to really talk at all. Paula and Kathy avoid each other like the plague and Bill O’Reilly and Conan O’Brien don’t speak to one another at all.

In confessional, Conan explains that he is happy to see Kathy and Paula, sad to see that they don’t get along though. He says he hates Bill and can’t wait to vote him out.

The four tribes then go to the first immunity challenge. Conan isn’t happy to see Jay, Rosie and Elisabeth glare at one another, Martha gives a disgusted look to Rachael and Ellen rolls her eyes at Simon.

They get onto a challenge where all members of the tribe are going to have to push themselves if they want to win. As they will have a relay race that they must all complete in order to win immunity. They begin the challenge and David holds Pelelui up while Sonsorol soars past the other tribes. Howard Stern is a bit slow on Kayangel and Judy struggles for Angaur.

In the end Sonsorol finishes first, followed by Angaur.

It is down between Kayangel and Pelelui. Somehow Pelelui flies past Kayangel to win.

Kayangel is heading to tribal council.

PELELUI

CONFESSIONAL ~ David talks about how worried he was that they would lose as he knew he’d be the first out if they lost.

The tribe returns to camp, happy to know they somehow won the challenge. They all congratulate David for handling the challenge as they are all impressed by him.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Ryan begins to say how proud he is of David but that they need to eliminate Jeff sooner than later, as he knows this game better than anyone.

SONSOROL

CONFESSIONAL ~ Bill says that their tribe dominated the three other tribes which isn’t surprising as they are clearly the more superb tribe.

The tribe celebrates and all get along for the time being. They all relax and talk about the others in the game.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Kathy jokes that the survivor reject is back where she belongs, talking about Elisabeth. She says that she’ll enjoy voting her out the most out of everyone but for the time being things are pleasant.

ANGAUR

CONFESSIONAL ~ Rachael discusses her feud with Martha and says that if they ever end up on the same tribe things will not be pleasant. She hopes Martha is voted off early.

As they return to camp the tribe is celebrating but Donald states that they will blow over the competition easily once Judy is voted out. Both Whoopi and Rachael get angry at him for this and they argue over it.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Donald laughs as he says that Whoopi and Rachael are idiots if they can’t admit that Judy is their weak link

KAYANGEL

CONFESSIONAL ~ Jay blames their loss on Howard and says he needs to be the first to go if they want to win any challenges.

Jay approaches Oprah about sticking together, she agrees. Rosie comes over and they talk to her, asking her, she tells them maybe but she doesn’t want to commit yet. Howard and Perez talk and trash Jay and Oprah. They agree Oprah is weaker so she’ll go first.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Howard talks about how Oprah gets away with things that would get him fired on the radio and stuff so he cannot stand her, she needs to go immediately, he cannot stand being around her any longer.

TRIBAL COUNCIL

The Kayangel tribe enters camp and sees their host, Pete, and he tells them to grab a torch, light it and take a seat.

They all talk and Oprah and Jay end up arguing with Howard and Perez. Rosie states that she likes everyone but Jay but that tonight’s vote needs to be smart so they can win challenges. They vote.

HOWARD

HOWARD

JAY

JAY

Final Vote:

JAY

That is enough, Jay, please bring your torch

JAY, THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN

The rest of you, please head back to camp.

CELEBRITY SURVIVOR

Last time 20 celebrities came to play the game of survivor. The Kayangel tribe couldn’t win the immunity challenge and in a surprise vote JAY LENO was the first voted out. 19 are left, who will be voted off next?

KAYANGEL

CONFESSIONAL ~ Oprah explains that she is shocked that Rosie voted Jay out; she knew she didn’t like him but thought she would stick with her. Now she expects to be next to go.

The tribe returns to camp. Howard and Perez celebrate eliminating Jay. Oprah is frustrated and takes a walk, Rosie joins her and tells her that it was the only way she could keep Oprah from receiving any votes as they wanted to vote her off. Rosie wants Oprah around and will keep her safe. They make a final two alliance and Oprah agrees to work with Perez and Howard for the time being.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Rosie talks about the vote and her alliance with Oprah. She absolutely loves Oprah and has no plans on betraying her final two alliances with her. She wants to vote out Howard next if they go to tribal council again.

ANGAUR

CONFESSIONAL ~ Judy talks about how hard the challenge is being here but will fight to stick around as long as possible. She won’t put up with any ones crap.

Donald and Simon form an alliance and agree that Judy needs to be the first to go but they need one of the women on their side. Whoopi, Judy and Rachael agree to stick together and want Donald out the first chance they get.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Simon talks about his friendship with Donald but that the three women are not fans of his and that could hurt him in the long run if he sticks with him.

PELELUI

CONFESSIONAL ~ Martha talks about the game and how she hopes that she can outlast at least Rachael.

Jeff and Martha talk and agree to take Ryan out first chance they get. Ellen and Ryan talk and while Ellen likes Jeff she agrees to vote him off first if they vote David off after that, Ryan agrees. David is still not feeling too great and is laying down most of the time.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Ellen discusses her alliance with Ryan, talking about American Idol and how they got along on the show but that if she had to choose she’d vote out Simon and betray Ryan if need be. She states that she will never vote with Simon.

SONSOROL

CONFESSIONAL ~ Bill ~ the only person on my tribe that I really want to align with is Elisabeth, so I am going to approach her for an alliance.

Bill approaches Elisabeth for an alliance and after a few minutes of discussing it they both agree to it and decide that Paula is the best person to go first. Kathy joins Bill and Elisabeth and they discuss last night’s tribal and wonder who was voted out, they all agree with either Rosie or Howard. Paula and Conan talk and want to eliminate Bill first.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Paula whines about being stuck on a tribe with Bill O’Reilly and Kathy. She cannot wait until they are out of the game.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

The tribes enter the challenge area and it is revealed that Jay Leno was voted off first. A lot of people are surprised but no one is upset to see him gone first.
Each of the three tribes who won last round have to sit someone out. Sonsorol sits out Bill, Angaur sits out Judy and Pelelui sits out David.

The challenge is a gross food challenge and Kayangel knocks it out of the park, eating everything given to them.

For Angaur, Donald refuses to eat anything gross, as Paula does for Sonsorol. Jeff, Ryan, Martha and Ellen all eat for Pelelui though.

In the tie breaker round it is between Paula and Donald, they have to eat something that isn’t as bad as the rest of the stuff but if neither eat, both tribes will go to tribal council. Donald eats it but Paula doesn’t.

SONSOROL IS HEADED TO TRIBAL COUNCIL!

ANGAUR

CONFESSIONAL ~ Donald explains that he knows he is on the chopping block for his tribe and that he didn’t want to go to tribal council but expected more people to not eat the nasty stuff.

Whoopi, Rachael and Judy tell Donald off for not eating in the first place. Stating that had Paula eaten then he would have sent them to tribal council, he shrugs it off and walks away. Simon walks with him and explains that if they go to tribal council the two of them are outnumbered. Donald explains that he knows this and isn’t worried about it.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Whoopi just goes on and on about how she cannot stand Donald Trump one bit and that he needs to go, he’s way too arrogant.

PELELUI

CONFESSIONAL ~ Ryan laughs about how it was funny seeing Jeff on the opposite side of the gross eating challenge.

David is approached by Jeff and Ryan separately about voting the other off, he doesn’t say yes to either and then talks with Martha and Ellen separately, realizing that he is in the middle of the vote.

CONFESSIONAL ~ David goes on about how he is the deciding vote if they go to tribal council. That his choice will decide whether or not Jeff or Ryan is voted out.

KAYANGEL

CONFESSIONAL ~ Howard praises the team for working hard to win the challenge. Even though he doesn’t like Oprah he respects her for completing it.

The tribe gets along very well and all promise to stick together to the final four, that they will never lose another challenge if they work like that again

CONFESSIONAL ~ Perez states that while he made a final four alliance with Howard, Rosie and Oprah, the only one that he will definitely stick with is Howard. He isn’t crazy about Rosie but doesn’t mind her, but will get rid of Oprah before the final four that is a guarantee he says.

SONSOROL

CONFESSIONAL ~ Kathy talks about the fact that Paula didn’t even do the challenge and that is the only reason they are going to tribal council tonight, she states that she will be voting Paula out tonight.

Conan and Paula talk and ask Kathy to vote with them for Bill, she tells them no, that she will vote Paula who couldn’t even do the challenge. An argument starts and Bill and Elisabeth join in and agree with Kathy, but Elisabeth says that there is no need to argue like that. Bill and Elisabeth talk alone and agree that Kathy is a loose cannon.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Elisabeth explains that Bill and her wanted to keep Kathy but feels that she is way too unhinged that if they keep her it could hurt them later on. She thinks that Paula and Kathy need to be the first two to go from the tribe, but who should be first out of them?

TRIBAL COUNCIL

The tribe enters camp and meets with Pete. He tells them to grab a torch, light it and sit down.

They each talk and discuss the challenge and camp life. Elisabeth calls out Kathy for her attitude, and they go at it. Kathy insults both Elisabeth and Paula and Paula insults her back. The three women start to go at it and Conan and Bill just sit back in shock and look at each other and laugh. They vote…

PAULA

KATHY

PAULA

KATHY

PAULA

PAULA, THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN

The rest of you can head back to camp…

Last time the 19remaining celebrities continued to play the game of survivor. The Sonsorol tribe couldn’t win the immunity challenge when Paula Abdul refused to eat anything in the gross food challenge, who will be voted off next?

SONSOROL

CONFESSIONAL ~ Kathy rants about how she wants to like Elisabeth but that she is an idiot. She is also upset with Conan for voting for her last round.

The tribe returns from tribal council and Kathy and Elisabeth continue to go at it. Elisabeth walks away and stops arguing. Kathy goes to Conan to discuss why he voted for her and he says that he went with Paula, knowing full well that she was going to be going first. Elisabeth and Bill discuss keeping themselves safe and getting Conan with them in an alliance.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Bill explains that Conan and he are the two calm members of this tribe and Elisabeth is calm but Kathy is going after her so she can’t be. He states that Kathy will be going home soon.

KAYANGEL

CONFESSIONAL ~ Perez explains that he has Howard in his pocket and there is no way Oprah is making the merge.

Howard and Perez discuss eliminating Oprah before the merge, knowing that they cannot trust her and Rosie together. Rosie and Oprah discuss Sonsorol’s tribal council and Rosie is praying that Elisabeth was voted out.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Rosie starts to rant about how she hates Elisabeth and cannot believe she is participating in this as she seems to have forgotten ever participating in Survivor before now.

ANGAUR

CONFESSIONAL ~ Rachael talks about the tribe and says that she likes everyone except for Simon. Donald is annoying but she can stand him, she wants Simon out first.

Donald and Rachael talk and form a secret alliance. She promises to somehow turn the others against Simon to keep him safe. He accepts this deal. Simon, Judy and Whoopi talk and get along fine. Simon tells them that if they promise to keep him safe he’ll vote Donald out with them, they agree.

CONFESSIONAL ~ discussing the game, Simon says that he has no problem betraying anyone and everyone should expect it if not they are stupid.

PELELUI

CONFESSIONAL ~ David states that he really wants this to end that he has been sick since day one and wants their tribe to win so if they lose immunity he’s going to have them vote him out.

David is still not feeling too great and tells everyone that he isn’t sure how much longer he can last here. Jeff is annoyed with him and walks away. Martha and Ryan helped him out while Ellen joined Jeff and they discuss what they have to do next. Jeff is starting to think that voting Ryan out first isn’t a good move and that David might need to go home first. She agrees with him.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Jeff explains how he hates people who quit and give up, which is why he’ll vote David out before Ryan.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

The tribes enter the challenge area and it is revealed that Paula Abdul was voted off. A lot of people are surprised and Simon and Ryan state that it is a shame; Ellen says she’s happy she didn’t have to be on the same tribe as her.

Angaur and Pelelui need to each sit someone out, people cannot sit out back to back challenges. Angaur sits out Rachael and Pelelui sits out Ellen.

The tribes have a puzzle that they need to get all the pieces for before they can start assembling it. Two will get the pieces the other two will solve the puzzle.

Elisabeth and Conan do great in getting pieces for the puzzle together for Sonsorol. Jeff and Ryan struggle to work together in finding the pieces for Pelelui. Donald and Whoopi work great together finding pieces for Angaur while Perez and Howard struggle for Kayangel.

Bill and Kathy have no problems completing the puzzle. David and Martha are able to get it but not right away. Simon and Judy complete it before Pelelui. Kayangel also completes it before Pelelui

PELELUI IS HEADED TO TRIBAL COUNCIL!

ANGAUR

CONFESSIONAL ~ Whoopi talks about being shocked by Donald actually working hard to complete the challenge before others.

The tribe returns to camp and celebrate winning, for the first time feeling united. For the remaining of the night they just relax and get along.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Donald explains that this challenge he needed to prove that he was worth keeping around so he can turn the vote around against either Simon or Judy.

KAYANGEL

CONFESSIONAL ~ Oprah is really happy that they won cause it keeps her in the game a little longer.

Their good attitude seems to be working as all four celebrate winning yet again.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Howard realizes that he is easily the weakest on the tribe and hopes that it doesn’t get him booted before Oprah.

SONSOROL

CONFESSIONAL ~ Elisabeth says that she loves her tribe, that despite differences they are a great tribe.

They all return to camp and Kathy and Elisabeth apologize to one another for being miserable towards one another. Conan states that they have the right attitude that they’ll go far. Bill doesn’t seem as enthused by this.

CONFESSIONAL ~ Bill explains that he isn’t happy that Elisabeth and Kathy reconciled cause that means they might not go after one another first.

PELELUI

CONFESSIONAL ~ Ryan states that while he knows David wants out, he needs him to eliminate Jeff and thinks it’s his best move this round.

Ryan and Ellen talk to David about voting Jeff, he agrees but say they need to vote him out if they lose again after this. They both agree. Jeff and Martha agree to vote David out, that there is no way they can win challenges if he remains in the game

CONFESSIONAL ~ Martha isn’t looking forward to tribal council tonight but is really surprised that she isn’t a target tonight.

TRIBAL COUNCIL

The tribe enters camp and meets with Pete. He tells them to grab a torch, light it and sit down.

They each talk and discuss the challenge and camp life. David explains that he doesn’t really wanna stay in the game anymore but for his tribes sake he’s willing to stick it out. Jeff criticizes David because he basically wants to quit but won’t do it. Ryan tells Jeff to shut up, that he can do things how he wants. They vote…

JEFF

JEFF

DAVID

DAVID

That is two votes each, David and Jeff

Final vote…

DAVID

DAVID, THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN

The rest of you can head back to camp…