How do you feel about Squeeze Jelly?

Because frankly, I'm a fan. There's a bottle of it sitting on my desk as we speak. It's grape though...I wish it were strawberry. Or apricot. That would be delicious.

I don't like squeeze versions of anything. It's too sexual for food.

Food is sexual, so everything should be squeeze.

EVERYTHING.

I don't like the idea of mayo spurting out of a controlled nozzle when I squeeze it right.

If you're referring to Miracle Whip...that's not mayonnaise. It's a liar.

ewgross wrote:

If you're referring to Miracle Whip...that's not mayonnaise. It's a liar.

This conversation is all sorts of win.

Also, squeeze cheese is amazing. Triscuit + Squeeze Cheese = Foodgasm

How do I feel about Squeeze Jelly?

*looks at Doug's current username*

Yeah that's pretty much how I feel about Squeeze anything. Except Ketchup. But only the normal colored kind.

This thread is hilarious!!!

HA, no I was not referring to miracle whip.

Good. Because that would be vile. Absolutely vile.

You know what you squeeze that is just vile sounding.

Go-Gurt.

I gag when I see that.

Go-gurt is awful unless it's frozen. Then it's actually pretty decent.

I love frozen go-gurt!! I freeze my regular yogurt in its cups, but it is not as easy to eat as go-gurt frozen.

Go-Gurt is SUCH a throwback to my summer camp days...

Bring on the Mondo.