The ORGPlanet Vending Machine

You get an ORGasm. See what I did there?

Puts in batteries.

You get a vibrating ORGasm?

Puts in dogdudes shiney dots

You get a RAVE PARTY!!!

Puts in a stingray.

oh my god lol this isn't good.....

You get steve erwin

puts in a penguin.

Yessss I was hoping for steve hahahahaha. CROIKEY!

You get amazing tap dancing skills.

Puts in Starbucks.

You get a wet 5 dollar bill.


Puts in snoopy.

You get awesome dance moves.

Puts in a voting ballot.

You get George Washington

Puts in a Magician.

You get a rabbit in a hat!


Puts in a cricket (OMG THERE WAS ONE IN MY SINK TODAY AHHHH)

You get a bug symphony. (gross)

Puts in Canada.

You get DragonTear, Kenya, and Thian

*inserts telephone*

You get Lady Gaga.

Puts in eggs.

You receive eggciting results!

Puts in a time machine.

Vending Machine and Time Machine have a hot make-out sesh back in the 70s.

Puts in 4 8 15 16 23 42.

you get a spatula.

Puts in a carrot

You get MOAR BUGS BUNNY. No, you get a gerbil.

Puts in Twitter.

You get a twtter message from a follower.
"OH EM GEE GUIZZZZZ PUTTIN SOMETHIN IN THE VENDING MACHINEEE HOPE ITZ GEWDDDDDDDDDD C U ALL @ BBQ LOLZNHAX0Rztim3!!!!"

Inserts a duck

You get an ugly duckling. He's unpopular at first but then blossoms into a beautiful swan! That may not be how the story goes exactly, but I like that rendition.

Puts in a gumball.

You get a gumball machine, and the time machine.

Inserts a report... TO THE CYBER POLICE! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

You get an essay on police brutality.

Puts in a Pepsi.

You get a fail.



Inserts Satan

You get Jesus.

Puts in Tigger.

PFFFTTT You get poop

Puts in a dime

Didn't want poop D:

You get Abraham Lincoln back from the dead! RAWRRRR

Puts in the stupid wall art from the hotel room I'm in.

You get the Mona Lisa


Puts in Dave Navarro