The ORGPlanet Vending Machine

You get Dave Navarro's face tattoo'd across your back.

Puts in jellybeans.

You get Tim Baker.

Inserts Croatia.

You get Instanbul

Stuffs in a pizza

You get Mario.

Puts in a lamp

you get an idea

puts in King Koopa!

You get Mario and Luigi kickin his ass

Puts in a crayon.

you get a pencil

Inserts a walrus

You get a bucket.



Puts in a time machine.

You get. Doctor Who.


Puts in Ren and Stimpy

You get boogers.

Puts in a beer stein.

You get confetti.

Puts in Jeff Probst..

You get

Ryan Seacrest.


*shoves in egg nog*

You get sugar cookies.

Puts in a snow ball.

and you get a snowcone!!!


Puts in the moon!

you get a star.

puts in a puppy

You get unconditional love for eternity.

Puts in a monkey.

Mysteriously, you get three 9 volt batteries.



I put in a coin that looks like gold, but is really chocolate.

You receive a pokeball.

Inserts an elephant in a jet plane.

You get this monstrosity:




You put in a quarter and press this button:

you get 151 pokemon X infiniti squared.

Puts in a pebble

You get a single Pikaman:



*Inserts a gallon of milk in less than an hour.

you get a soggy milk soaked cookie




*puts in a zero dollar bill*

You get a Coke Zero.

Inserts a dancing Santa Claus.

You get an elf

Puts in Captain Morgan