Things you don't want to hear your mother say...

I would also like to be told DJ, lmfao.

And Doug, post of the year would be hilarious.

I have the most blunt mom in the entire world

me- "my dad is acting like such an a$$hole today"
mom- "he just needs to get f**ked"

and during the holidays we went christmas shopping, and some kid at the store was texting on his cell phone while he was helping us and she was all, "forget it, you obviously don't want to help us. Go give someone else the minimum wage stare."

my mom is kinda mean lol