Amazing Race POV

The member '.Michael.' has done the following action : Dices roll

'Dice100' : 81

(I'm gonna do the last leg tomorrow)

1- I take off running, a renewed sense of urgency in my step!

2- I realize the rough landing left pebbles in my underpants, and I'm beginning to chafe in my unmentionable areas. I try to wiggle them out as I dash toward the finish line.

3- Now pebble-free, I pick up the pace.

4- I think I spot a shortcut and veer off into the foliage. I've got 'em now!

5- I quickly realize that my shortcut was a mistake. The swarm of angry bees was a dead giveaway.

6- I scream like a sissypants and swat at the deadly swarm. Not effective. In fact, counterproductive. Who knew?

7- I somehow manage to find my way back to the trail, my face puffing up like a Macy's Parade balloon.

8- I snatch a handful of berries as I run and crush them into a makeshift ointment to soothe my swollen face. Works like a charm!

9- As the swelling goes down, I can finally see again! I'd celebrate, but I've inadvertently wandered off the trail once again *sigh*

10- I struggle to find my bearings, and successfully find a bear. Not quite what I was going for.

11- I poop my pants instantly and regret my life choices. In an unrelated note, this section of the woods smells terrible.

12- The bear is revolted by my stench and ambles away in disgust. I pray its the Charmin bear and that perhaps he's bringing back free samples.

13- I come to the realization that Charmin Bear has deserted me and trudge back to the trail. Yet another unrelated note: there's a strange swishing noise following me, and birds are dropping like flies in my wake.

14- I find the trail after crossing a conveniently located stream that washed away the mysterious smell and realize I can see the finish line! Maybe all hope isn't lost!

15- I dash across the finish line and scream triumphantly. I've done it! Now to see the results...

Whew! And I managed to post at perfect intervals for EVERY leg, too!