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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:17 pm | |
| I decide to ask a competitor to help boost me up. | |
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The Oracle Lucky Star
Posts : 3847 Join date : 2011-02-23
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:17 pm | |
| The member '.Michael.' has done the following action : Dices roll
'Dice100' : 49 | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:18 pm | |
| I attempt to put on my parachute | |
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The Oracle Lucky Star
Posts : 3847 Join date : 2011-02-23
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:18 pm | |
| The member '.Michael.' has done the following action : Dices roll
'Dice100' : 38 | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:22 pm | |
| I untangle my arms and try again. | |
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The Oracle Lucky Star
Posts : 3847 Join date : 2011-02-23
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:22 pm | |
| The member '.Michael.' has done the following action : Dices roll
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:26 pm | |
| I untangle my legs and try again | |
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The Oracle Lucky Star
Posts : 3847 Join date : 2011-02-23
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:26 pm | |
| The member '.Michael.' has done the following action : Dices roll
'Dice100' : 9 | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:30 pm | |
| I get naked and try again. | |
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The Oracle Lucky Star
Posts : 3847 Join date : 2011-02-23
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:30 pm | |
| The member '.Michael.' has done the following action : Dices roll
'Dice100' : 8 | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:34 pm | |
| I put my clothes back on and realize I was holding it upside down. | |
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The Oracle Lucky Star
Posts : 3847 Join date : 2011-02-23
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:34 pm | |
| The member '.Michael.' has done the following action : Dices roll
'Dice100' : 32 | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:38 pm | |
| I ask for help with the straps. | |
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The Oracle Lucky Star
Posts : 3847 Join date : 2011-02-23
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:38 pm | |
| The member '.Michael.' has done the following action : Dices roll
'Dice100' : 71 | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:40 pm | |
| 1- I'm suddenly aware of how up the plane is and vomit. | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:42 pm | |
| 2- I wipe the flecks of bile from my mouth and begin to pray for my life. | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:44 pm | |
| 3- Baby Jesus laughs at my prayers since I'm a homosexual. | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:46 pm | |
| 4- Baby Jesús, the Mexican toddler in the seat next to me, continues to giggle at my funny voice. That's who I was referring to in the previous post. Duh. | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:48 pm | |
| 5- I throw Jesús from the plane in anger. He was mocking me. | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:50 pm | |
| 6- the instructor goes over how to properly jump so I don't get cut into little pieces. | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:52 pm | |
| 7- I'm informed we don't have an instructor and realize I'm still drunk. Oopsie. | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:54 pm | |
| 8- I edge closer to the open door and feel my stomach jump prematurely. | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:56 pm | |
| 9- I gather all of the courage I can muster and lean out the door as the wind whistles past my face. | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:58 pm | |
| 10- I feel queasy and my legs buckle beneath me, sending my body tumbling wildly from the plane. My body plummets toward the ground! | |
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.Michael. Star Sapphire
Posts : 1382 Join date : 2012-01-24 Age : 39 Location : Appleton, WI
| Subject: Re: Amazing Race POV Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:59 pm | |
| My chute opens, and I prepare to land... | |
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