I have drank 3.5 L of cranberry juice.

Because I have a UTI.

And I'm only announcing it here, because I want to complain about it, but everyone who I complain to is all "EWWW, TMI, JESS! WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR BLADDER INFECTION!!" and won't listen.

SO I'M FORCING YOU ALL TO LISTEN! RAWR!

I haven't registered with a doctor yet. So I did some sketchy two day treatment of powder in my water that I got from the pharmacy, and have drank 3 and a half liters of cranberry juice in the last three days, but it's NOT GOING AWAY! It's not as bad as it was before, but it's still there.

And since it's still there, I need to go to the doctor's or risk kidney infection or being sterile or DYING! According to Yahoo Answers, at least.

Tomorrow, I'm doctor hunting. There's a house up the street with a sign outside saying "SURGERY" so I'm going to try there. Who wouldn't want to be operated on in someone's basement? The place seems real legit.

But as long as they write me a prescription to make my pee STOP BURNING, I'll trust their validity.

EWWW, TMI, JESS! WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR BLADDER INFECTION!!



Also, stop holding your pee in so long.

Fixed.

Right, because that's the ONLY cause of a bladder infection XD You know, last year, I had a week of overlapping of swine flu, a viral lung infection AND a UTI. It was the worst week of my life. I had to keep getting up to pee, but I felt too sick to move. So I often held it in and probably made it worse, lol

AND ON THE TOPIC OF HOLDING IN PEE, when I was a little kid, I used to always wet myself while running down the hallway to the bathroom. The channels I watched only had commercials in between shows, so I'd hold in my pee for 25 minutes, then RUN on a commercial and rarely make it. My parents still make fun of me.

Being operated on in someone's basement is hot.

OMG DUH IT IS.

Oh, well that and having sex with a vampire that's just crawled out of the ground.

Doug loved True Blood now. He's referencing it. He is sooooooooo in love with the show. It's his favorite.

Wow that whole basement / surgery thing is kinda sketchy, especially after playing Heavy Rain Taxidermist. Watch out..... you do not need to become taxidermied. :S

Aww Jess I'm sorry to hear that!! I dont' even like cranberry juice.. but I discovered if you have it with gingerale it taste really yummy LOL! But anyway awhile back my tummy hurt really bad and finally after 4 days.. i went to the hospital and they like didn't know what was wrong and then made me pee in a cup and took a test and said they THINK I might have a UTI but wasn't sure and he's like I know it sounds weird that your tummy would hurt but apparently anything can be affected if you are infected in some way LOL so I had to take some pills for 3 days.. and then I guess it went away.. no idea.. but I did drink cranberry juice.. with gingerale because the taste of cranberry juice is just way too strong for me!

lol, it's more annoying than anything. I feel like I ALWAYS have to pee, but whenever I try, 80% of the time nothing happens, and the other 20% feels like I'm peeing razors.

But I'm going to go to the sketchy surgery house now. And take a picture after asking for antibiotics XD

sorry to hear about the uti jess

although - im getting the vibe that the sketchy surgery house is probably just like a crazy ex doctor with a fetish table in his basement....so unless the "doctor" was really hot idk if id just run down into his basement and rip all my clothes off...beeeee careful

Oh dear lord, we're never going to hear from Jess again.