Naked juice

I am currently drinking 34 red grapes, 23 white grapes, 23 blueberries, 1.5 pomegranates, and a half an apple.

I'm not gonna need to eat fruit for daaays!

Hahaha, that sounds really good. I should try that stuff. I had some Odwala stuff though that just didn't work with me, and I fear it'll be the same mess.

It all just depends on which one you get. Avoid anything with the word "machine" or "monster" in it. Anything with excessive amounts of protein or Vitamins is gonna taste...off.

I think Green Machine is delicious.

Blue Machine.....not really.

Ah...I was not aware these were mechanical.

Well, I will make it a point to purchase this beverage at my local grocers upon my next excursion to the afore mentioned establishment.

Idk why I chose to speak like that.

Because it's awesome?

Yes, I do believe that was why, hahahaha.

Really though, I do wanna try this, because a lotta times I will see this and think "that looks really good and healthy", lol.

Well it's not EXACTLY healthy, they're still like 260 Calories each.

Better than 200ish calories of junk food.

Oh it's true, for sure, I just didn't want him getting the wrong idea. HAHA, they even have to print "This is not a low calorie food" or something on the bottle because people just assumed it was.

Hahaha, I love "heads up" labels.


PS - Wtf is a blue machine?

A gross one. Full of blueberries. I don't even know what else is blue but I think they just cheat and fill it with blackberries and grapes as well.

That's what they do for a lot of em. "Just throw some apples and grapes in there...yeah, that'll do!"

Also banana.

I wonder if my bunch of bananas at work are ripe yet. Because I'm going to eat one either way when I get there. No one can stop me.

Why would they want to? I'd pay to watch you eat a banana

OMFG, I LOVE BANANAS!!

^^^

Yeah, that just happened.

Seriously. I basically had a crush on The Bananas In Pajamas when I was kid. I wanted them. Badly.

*hands Jess a shovel*

You just keep diggin, hun.

I think I've told this story before, but when I was a kid, I was so addicted to banana medicine, that if it was prescribed to me when I was sick, I'd sneak sips of it when my mom wasn't looking.

I was a drug addict at a young age.

*sigh*

Whoever came up with the idea of giant, walking, talking bananas was a GENIUS!

So how deep is this grave you're digging now, Jess?

I'd say about, 8...maybe 9 feet by now?

I'll keep going.

There was this dollar store in my hometown that sold Tarzan chocolate bars, which was BANANA FLAVOURED CHOCOLATE! I LOVED it, and my mom would buy some all the time. But then they went out of business, since I was the only one who liked the chocolate. So my mom bought a HUGE box of it, since that was all they had left. They were so delicious <3

Omggggg, and baked bananas!? They're SO GOOD! AND DEEP FRIED BANANAS!? YUM!

And when I was a kid, I hated peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I was all about the peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Every. Day.

Hmmmm... I think I'm about done digging this grave you mentioned.

Feel free to bury me now.