Now Eating...

I want stuffed crust...with tons of cheese...and tons of toppings...sausage, mushroom, olives, green peppers, onion...ugh...WHYYY AM I AT WORRRK WITHOUT MY WAAALLET???

Tell a coworker to buy pizza. Say you'll pay them back in "favors".

YEAH YEAH, Stuffed Crust for Stuffed Doug....works every time.

Um, no. There will be no stuffing. I just remembered -- I turned straight five minutes ago, so back off you animals.

was it my 4000th post? I bet it was.

I'm eating some sour cream and onion chips (Ruffles, obvi) but I am drinking this diet black cherry soda which I have had many many times because it's delicious but this time I think it's REALLY gross. Like...vomit gross.

Sour cream and onion chips (read: a bowl of sour cream + onion-flavored chips).


Dude, that's nasty.

No Doug, and you know it.

I'm just saying, that's how I first read it, and that was the image that went through my head. It was kinda gross, but I did eventually realize what you meant.

I'm thinking of walking down to the nearest Sheetz after work to get some pizza. It's not great, but it's pizza...and frankly, it's pretty freakin cheap.

Do y'all have Sheetz near you? Some of you may have heard it referred to as "Shitz" if that helps you to recall.

Never heard of it. I'm thinking about getting pretty crap worthy pizza though, in a few minutes.

It's not really really bad....but it isn't really good either.

I suppose that's kinda how Sheetz is. I mean, it's good enough for me to include it in my craving pool for pizza...but it'd never be my first choice. And it's significantly better when intoxicated...meaning the grease content is probably off the charts (even for pizza).

Sheetz is a gas station, but instead of having the typical "gas station food," like the hot dogs on the rollers, the have a kitchen that makes just good enough to eat food.

WEIRD!!!

Also this pizza is just the only pizza place open...but it's like that "OMG CRAZY TOPPINGS!!!!" Pizza, you can't get plain anything but you can get buffalo chicken and shit.

Dude, sometime I want to have a pizza night where we put crazy shit all over small pizzas and see what happens. Like really crazy shit that you wouldn't probably get at a shop. I can't even think of any right now...but like, crazy shit. Like fruit that isn't tomato or pineapple. Does banana bake well?

Have you never had apple thai chicken pizza or dessert pizza?

Dessert pizza, yes. The other completely delicious-sounding one? No. But clearly I would like to.

I also just ate two slices of crappy Sheetz pizza with black olives, an apple fritter, and an order or deep-fried mac'n'cheese. My stomach is currently deciding whether it loves me or hates me. Updates to come.

Can't wait for those updates.

I didn't want my usual sandwich for lunch so instead I decided to make Peanut Butter and Jelly (Blackberry 'fruit spread' to be more precise...it's divine). But all I had was Rye Bread and I was like "Gross with PB&J) so instead I used these Graham Crackers I bought a while ago...and I made them. And since I make my lunch for the next day when I get home from work, I put them in the fridge, and I just ate them and they were SOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!!! I feel like a little kid, and I love it.

That does sound really good though!! I just had Saltine crackers with PB, haha.

Speaking of PB... yesterday I was at Walgreens and they had a new candy bar.... Reese's Peanut Butter Lovers. The top layer of chocolate is now PB!!! AWESOME!!!!

I had a pita from Pita Pit earlier (that's not local, is it?), and tonight at work I ate two double-decker PB&Js and a can of beef ravioli that I'm kiiinda regretting...

I'm having some stawnanerfroyo

I'm going to a Chinese Buffet today, so I'm not eating anything until then.

I was worried for a bit that I wasn't going to get hungry, because I'm a fatass and I ate before I slept, but I'm starting to feel the coming of a grumbly tumbly

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, jealous.

Mmm...I just ate two gyros, an order of cream cheese jalapeno poppers, and a vending machine ice cream, because I'm FAT.

*rubs belly happily*

I love how none of those things go together.

Baby, that's how I [get my] roll[s].