Now Eating...

CAKE!!!!!

Keep on trying, til you run out of cake

The only thing is that cake was a lie.

I know it's universally accepted but I'm still going to say it...that was the best most surprising ending to any game ever, I flipped out, I had to beat it a second time immediately just to make sure it happened.

Agreed! It's a fantastic ending. I never actually got to the end of that game because the game lagged like a mofo on my computer and the puzzles got real confusing. So eff that.

And my stomach is currently eating ITSELF because I'm hungry.

Jack In The Box

Two taco's and a Breakfast Jack (egg/cheese/ham)

I wanted Taco Bell, but it was alllll the way across my city, and I don't have a car, and if I did, I would totally not drive it right now.

So then I wanted McDonald's, and it was on my way home, but I had to pee...so I didn't do that either.

So I ate a bagel with cream cheese, and LET ME TELL YOU, it was the best bagel with cream cheese ever...OMNOMNOM

I ate so much shit today. Me and my friends went out to Thai food and I had Leeche martinis and pineapple fried rice and curry puffs. Then we went to another place and I drank I think 5 zombies and some wired marshmallow roasting shot of something on fire....and then we had some wings next door and then stopped at this old time mixology place and had olde fashioned coctails and mac and cheese, steak tar tar, sweet potato fries, sweet roasted almonds and a cheese plate. Everything was very small obviously. We were doing a lot of scouting for our bar, hahahahaha! It was a lot of fun, I got very drunk and sick and texted Doug a lot.

Today I had Chipotle.

That's all I've eaten. It's all I needed. Mmm...

And I also had something called a "Coffee Dreamsicle" smoothie, which was really just a coffee smoothie with banana and soy milk...which was weird...but kinda good.

Now I'm hungry. I'm going to eat a bagel with cream cheese. Tonight we shall see how good these bagels really are.

I had a very nice meal of pizza today, it was delish. 5 Cheese pizza. Delish!

What five cheeses were on that pizza?

Let me guess: mozzarella, provolone, cheddar, parmesan, and romano!

right, right, gross, right, wrong!

Hmm...I don't know then. I am glad Cheddar wasn't on there, but ya know...sometimes they do shit like that.

fontina and gorganzola were the other two. If I ever saw Cheddar in like an all cheese pizza like that I wouldn't get it because that's gross. I like cheddar but...ew.

I just made butter basted scallops with icicle radishes, spinach with garlic, and I have some bread on the side. Jalapeno Cheddar Bread.

I just ate a slim italian sub and two doughnuts. I'm eyeing two more...

What kind of doughnuts? Say it slowly and be specific.

I think I might have actually gotten creeped out for a moment after reading that, Mo.

But I'm not sure.

You should have! Now do it, pretty mouth!

Pretty mouth?

Okay, that's definitely creepy.

You're gonna make an amazing creepy old man someday.

Who says I'm not one already?

Candy? I got some suckers in the glove compartment.

Now I'm eating delicious burritos I made, man I love being able to cook for myself and not worry about other peoples bad fucking preferences!!!!

I had Taco Bell burritos. A 5-Layer...so messy, so good...just the way I like it. And the Volcano burrito...so big, so hot...also just the way I like it.

I had peanut butter and jelly (blackberry jelly on one and strawberry peach on the other) sandwiches on graham crackers....mmmmmmmm...that has become my favorite 'lunch'

popcorn

I just had more Taco Bell.