Weirdest Dream

Ok so I had such a weird dream. There was this guy outside a resort acting gay because he made more money that way. He was pulling in around 16 dollars an hour, and had to make a lot of money to pay for tuition that semester. This was all on the news, a story about "straight men acting gay to make more money". Apparently gays made more money in my dream.

Anyway, this guy outside the resort then became me. Funny when that happens in dreams, you take over someone's body. I was being all friendly to customers, and I was wearing this WEIRD outfit. I looked like a 3 tiered cake, with a crown on my head. Some "regular" girls stop by, I chat with them, then head back outside. It starts raining. Suddenly (I didn't do it), I'm wearing this fantastic robe that's a towel so I don't get wet in the rain. Makes me look even more regal, now wearing a robe and crown (around my cake suit, not sure how that worked). That's all I can remember, or the dream ended there, not sure.

Let's try to analyze this. The cake thing could be from me watching the closing ceremonies last night and thinking the stage that pops up looks like a tiered cake. And from the same event, some athletes were wearing funny flashing crowns (ergo my cake crown). The news story...not sure. Maybe I saw an unrelated news segment or read an online article before bed. The concept of wanting to make a lot of money (and wow I just typed that as "muny" before editing)... I'm in need of a job right now, and the ones I'm looking at don't pay very well. And I guess the last thing would be the "gay" thing, and well, that's me. And a lot of the time people think I'm straight. So maybe people think I'm acting gay sometimes, since I'm normally "straight" to them? Whoa that's deep.

That is a crazy ass dream.

But I would just like to point out. I always try explaining that in my dreams to people. When I am me and then all of a sudden I am the person I was just talking to (but still me) and no one has ever understood it before, so I'm just glad that's not something specific to my brain and I'm damaged. HAHA!!!

Yeah I've noticed that in my dreams. There's probably a dream term for it. Sometimes I'll just be hovering above the action, or it'll be me in my body. Or in the case of this particular dream, some else's body.

I have dreams that are in first person, and some that are in third person (in video game terms), and some where I'm just someone else, but still me, and I can see me doing things, like, I can look right into my face and have a conversation, but both of us are me in the dream. I don't really know what that's all about but it happens to me a lot. Maybe I ate my twin in utero and that's how it lives now.

This thread is so meta.

And I didn't dream anything memorable last night.

I hate when that happens. I'm taking some sleeping stuff tonight though, so rest assured, I will have something fucked up to talk about tomorrow...

*can't wait* :D

Is it odd, that somehow I read "weird" as some another word, that isn't at all dirty on its lonesome, but I just don't feel the need to fully complete the phrase...anyway, that I read "weird" as something else, and spend the whole time reading that, expecting a particular turn that never occured, and was lost when the end came abruptly?

Thought I would share my reading process through that.

Furthermore though, that is a weird dream, and totally was thinking during that ceremony "wedding cake", lmfao.

I can only imagine what other word you could have meant...especially if it's not a dirty one.

I'd imagine it was 'wettest'

You are absolutely correct, lmfao.

That was my thinking as well...Hmm