Fang returns to their camp, defeated, and disappointed to be attending council.
Russell Swan: Yo yo yo, dawgs. I'm mad bummed we lost the challenge yo but we need to get this tribe togetha.
Marcus Lehman: I agree, we didn't perform our best today.
Jessie Camacho: We'll be better tomorrow, for today, I suggest we work on our tans.
Russell Swan: Yeah, maybe you're right, Jessie.
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Ugh! I can't take these lazy people! They sit around and do nothing all day. Matt, what do you think?
Matt Elrod: I think it's in my best interests to stay away from beautiful girls this time. They are dangerous.
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Exactly. Hey, wait. Wouldn't that make ME dangerous too?
Matt Elrod: Oh yeah, totally.
Jenny Guzon-Bae: (to herself) That bitch has got to go.
Jessie Camacho: Matt! Come tan with me on the beach! I want to stare at your body.
Matt Elrod: Ok!
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Grrr.
Jessie Camacho: Matt, I think you're a really great guy, and I know you would tell me if I was on the chopping block, right?
Matt Elrod: I think you're really great, too, Jessie! But no! You're fine! I mean, it's not like Jenny wants to vote you out or anything.
Jessie Camacho: Guh! That bitch!
Matt Elrod: fuck.
Jessie Camacho: Russell I need your help. Jenny is trying to get me out! And who would you rather go all the way with? Me or her?
Russell Swan: You. Obvs.
Jessie Camacho: Oh thank you Russy-pie! Think we can get anyone else?
Russell Swan: My brotha Shane enjoys a nice pair. You should talk to him.
Jessie Camacho: Shane, Jenny is trying to get me out, but personally I think I am WAY stronger than her! I haven't thrown up ONCE since we got here!
Shane Powers: *inhales cigarette slowly* Ahhh. That's good shit.
Jessie Camacho: Shane, pay attention! Jenny. Out. Yes?
Shane Powers: for sure. It makes sense to keep the tribe strong. Then again, what do I know about sense? *laughs maniacally*
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Matt! Jessie is running all over camp trying to sway the guys. Did you tell her something?
Matt Elrod: No! I swear!
Jenny Guzon-Bae: To God?
Matt Elrod: Look, don't go there.
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Whatever. Just vote fucking Jessie.
Matt Elrod: Yes ma'am...
Russell Swan: Marcus, everyone is voting out Jenny, you on board?
Marcus Lehman: Jenny? Why Jenny?
Russell Swan: Marcus, everyone is voting out Jenny, now either you're with me or you're against me. So which is it?
Marcus Lehman: First of all I think it was the other Russell that said that--
Russell Swan: Are you with me or are you against me, Marcus?
Marcus Lehman: I'm against you Russell.
Flicka: Russell, you're scaring me. Are you ok?
Jeff Varner: Yeah, Russell, where is this coming from?
Russell Swan: Idk y'all. I'm feelin' woozy. Someone pass me a coconut.
Kelly Goldsmith: I don't know what the hell is going on with my tribe right now but everyone is running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Russell's been going cuckoo and the girls have been at each other's throats. I'm just trying to figure out the best way to get this skinny girl ahead, and if it means taking out a big weirdo like Russell, so be it...
Maraamu returns from the challenge after a narrow loss...
Heidi Strobel: It really sucks we lost the challenge guys. I hope you all know I tried my best. I'm going to walk away into the jungle and collect firewood. Feel free to talk about me while I'm gone!
Joe Dowdle: I'll, uh. I'll come too.
*Heidi marches off into the jungle with Joe to collect firewood*
Brandon Hantz: Look, y'all I just want to be straight up and let you all know I'm voting for Heidi tonight. She's a harlot and a whore and if I don't get to squeeze her perfect breasts then I don't want her around.
Sarah Jones: Oh Em Gee! I am so sick of hearing about how perfect Heidi's breasts are. I don't see how it's even possible that this dumb blonde is overshadowing me. *sob* Ugh. I'm going down to the beach to get my head together.
Elisabeth Filarski: Heidi may be a slut but at least she works. Sarah doesn't do anything around here but lay on the beach and reapply her beauty mark. You'd think you'd have learned your lesson the first time honey. There's no Rob Mariano to protect you here.
Neleh Dennis: Pappy, I think this is our chance to get rid of Heidi. We can use Brandon this round for one. Something tells me Sarah is on board too, and, even though I think she's a dumb bitch, there is strength in numbers and we have a Marquesan advantage here we'd be fools not to take advantage of.
Paschal English: I think you're onto something, Neleh. I'll hobble on down to the beach and have a chat with Cleopatra.
*meanwhile, in the jungle...*Heidi Strobel: Look Joe. I may come off dumb, but that's all an act. I think it makes the most sense right now to break up Paschal and Neleh, don't you? Besides the two of them are impossibly close, and I just can't put up with Neleh's wholesomeness or Pappy's judgmentalism.
Joe Dowdle: I dunno Heidi...
Heidi Strobel: Hey Joe look at my boobies!
*she flashes Joe*Joe Dowdle: I'll do whatever you say! I am under the control of the boobies. Your every wish is my command.
Heidi Strobel: Good. Vote out Neleh. Those two need to be broken up before it's too late.
*about 3 hours later, Paschal finally makes it down to the beach* Paschal English: (wheezing) Sar-- *wheeze* --Sarah. *Cough*
Sarah Jones: Ugh. What do you want old man?
Paschal English: (wheezing) *cough* sor-- sorry. I need a-- *loooooong wheeeeeeeeze* minute.
*Meanwhile around the fire...*Brandon Hantz: Ghandia, I think you are a hard worker and a trustworthy individual. I think we should work together in this game.
Ghandia Johnson: I don't THINK so little Hantz.
Brandon Hantz: But, Ghandia. You're the only chick here I don't want to bone.
Ghandia Johnson: Just stay the hell away from me! I only do what the voices in my head tell me...
*1 hour later* Sarah Jones: Paschal, wake up.
Paschal English: (startled) Huh?! What?!?
Sarah Jones: You fell asleep. The sun is going down, we're about to go to council, and you had something to say to me.
Paschal English: Oh. Yes. Sarah, I just want you to know that I think your breasts are the perkiest most perfect breasts I've ever seen. And I'm 135.
Sarah Jones: *blinks*
Paschal English: Yes. It's true. They're plastic perfection.
Sarah Jones: Oh Em Gee, THANK YOU, Paschal!
Paschal English: That's all.
(he begins to walk away and then stops and slowly turns around) Oh, just one more thing, Sarah.
Sarah Jones: Yes?
Paschal English: Let's put the past behind us and move forward together. Vote for Heidi tonight.
Sarah Jones: Ok!
Paschal English: Oh and Sarah, just one more thing?
Sarah Jones: Yes?
Paschal English: Can you carry me back to camp? Otherwise we're going to be here all night.
Pagong returns from the challenge...
Christine Shields-Markoski: I should have known better than to say this tribe would dominate. Clearly I should just not speak. Whatever I say the opposite happens.
Tina Scheer: I'm sorry everyone. I quit drinking after my son passed and haven't drank a drop since. Gave up smoking too. I was useless at that challenge.
Ted Williams Jr. If you cry yourself to sleep at night, Tina, I want you to know, I'll be right behind you...
Tina Scheer: *shudders*
Leslie Nease: Hey Angie, I wanted to have a talk with you.
Angie Jakusz: Sure, what's up, Leslie?
Leslie Nease: I noticed one of your tattoos during the challenge and I just wanted to let you know it offends me.
Angie Jakusz: I beg your pardon?
Leslie Nease: One of your tats. It goes against my beliefs.
Angie Jakusz: What do you mean? Which one?
Leslie Nease: Oh Angie does it really matter?! I'm offended and I don't want anything to do with it
Angie Jakusz: Um, Leslie, you understand how tattoos work right? They don't come off. Sorry if they offend you.
Leslie Nease: Ugh! That is so insensitive!
Kenny Hoang: Christine, what are you thinking for the vote?
Christine Shields-Markoski: Not sure yet big guy. Why?
Kenny Hoang: I think it's obvious that Leslie isn't fitting in with this tribe. I don't even think she's getting along with Jaime, the only person on this tribe she might have made a previous connection with. I think we should take advantage of that and take out Leslie before they become all buddy-buddy again.
Christine Shields-Markoski: If you ask me, it's you we need to worry about. You're the mastermind around here. I can tell you that because you're only a temporary player.
Kenny Hoang: Interesting choice of words Christine...
Angie Jakusz: *sobs*
Jaime Dugan: You okay, Angie?
Angie Jakusz: My tattoos are an expression of myself. I don't understand how they could offend Leslie. Even if I did, it was still rude of her to approach me like that.
Jaime Dugan: I agree Angie. I don't like who she is this time around. It seems like she's trying too hard.
Angie Jakusz: Yeah. I know she was like your friend in China...
Jaime Dugan: You can stop right there, Angie. I don't see a future with Leslie in this game. But I think you and I could go far. What do you think? You me and Kenny? Final 3?
Angie Jakusz: Kenny? You sure? He's pretty smart...
Jaime Dugan: Don't you worry about Kenny. I'll have him wrapped around my finger in no time.
Angie Jakusz: Alright.
Let's do it. You, me, and Kenny.
*Meanwhile at the fire...*
Phillip Shepard: Sunofa-- Alright! Which one of you dirty thieving crooks double dipped the rice?
Mike Skupin: Phillip, nobody double-dipped anything.
Phillip Shepard: LIAR! It was YOU wasn't it.
Mike Skupin: No, I--
Phillip Shepard: You double-scooped! Skupin was the scooper! SKUPIN WAS THE SCOOPER!
Mike Skupin: What? That's ridiculous--
Phillip Shepard: Good tribespeople! There is a mole amongst us! A cancer which means to destroy us from within!
Leslie: Nease: Gotta love Phillip. Hopefully his outburst gets me past this Tribal Council...
Ted Williams Jr: So Leslie, I hear you could use a friend. Wanna cuddle with me tonight and we can talk it over?
Leslie: Nease: Ew. Ted. Get away from me. Ew.
Ted Williams Jr: Pfff. You think you can fluff off Ted Williams Jr. THAT easily? *sigh* Almost makes me miss Ghandia...
- TRIBAL COUNCIL -
Probst: Well guys, this has been a long-ass episode so how's about we just get to the votes? Flicka, you're up:
Flicka: My vote is for
Russell. He passed out from dehydration at a challenge once, and I've been seeing him going a little nutty on the coconut water. I just don't think he has it in him to go all the way.
Jeff Varner: Russell... never liked him, his dreadlocks stink!
Jenny Guzon-Bae: Jessie, your laziness around camp has not left a good first impression on me!
Jessie Camacho: I'm voting for
Jenny because I heard rumors that she is voting for me and I don't think it's fair. Sure, in Africa I got sick because there was no ocean for me to slip into a bathing suit and wade into. Samoa was made for my curves and I think there are others on this tribe who agree. I just hope the alliance I formed just before Council sticks to the plan...
Kelly Goldsmith: I'm in an alliance, and that alliance doesn't want you around
RUSSELLMarcus Lehman: I'm voting
RUSSELL, He thinks he is in charge here but it is all me
Matt Elrod: I'm voting
JESSIE, she think's she is all that but really she is just a spare.
Russell Swan: My vote is for
JENNY. I'd prefer to keep my tribe strong, and my girl Jessie promised to go all the way if I voted with her. Mmmm, going all the way with Jessie... (faints at podium)
Shane Powers: JENNY we need a strong tribe
*Probst tallies the votes*
Probst: That's
2 votes Jessie,
3 votes Jenny and
4 votes Russell. That means
Russell, you need to bring me your torch.
Russell Swan: Aw man. Ain't that a bitch.
Probst: Russell, the tribe has spoken
- TRIBAL COUNCIL -
Probst: Well guys, as I told Fang, this has been a long-ass episode so how's about we just get to the vo--
Brandon Hantz: Jeff! Can I say something?
Brandon Hantz: I want you all to know I'm voting for Heidi tonight and I think you should all do the same.
Probst: Thanks for keeping it interesting, Brandon. Brendan, you're up:
Brendan Synnott: My vote is for
Brandon, he is just way too much of a loose cannon, can't have that around
Elisabeth Filarski: SARAH, you don't seem to want to be a part of this tribe. Plus, its a little Marquesas heavy
Brandon Hantz: My vote is for
Heidi, cause she gives me thoughts of lust, and the good lord knows i'm faithful to my wife and is only making me feel those thoughts of lust so that I get rid of her first. She's nothing a blonde harlot and the rest of my tribe are just under her influence, I'm gonna send mental images to my tribemates so they know to vote for her - just like the good lord wanted - praise Jesus... I'm trying to be good... Russell's my uncle... You may call me loco, but it's a constant battle, you don't understand *cries*
Ghandia Johnson: My vote is for
HEIDI. I don't know why but I suddenly got a mental image of her...
Heidi Strobel: My vote is for
Neleh. You know we need to seperate her and Pappy. Besides, me and Elisabeth can be the only cute blonde chicks on this tribe!!
Joe Dowdle: I'm voting for
Neleh, she's gotten far enough in this game before! Plus she smiles too much.
Neleh Dennis: HEIDI,
oh my heck!!Paschal English:
Heidi, gotta stick with sweet Neleh, therefore you gotta go
Sarah Jones: Sorry
HEIDI. This tribe is only big enough for one perfect pair of breasts. Muah
*Probst tallies the votes*Probst: That's
1 vote Brandon,
1 vote Sarah,
2 votes Neleh and
5 votes Heidi. That means
Heidi, you need to bring me your torch.
Heidi Strobel: One last boobie shot before I go?
Probst: Heidi, the tribe has spoken
- TRIBAL COUNCIL -
Probst: Well guys, as I told Fang and Maraamu, this has been a long-ass episode so how's about we just get to the votes? Angie, you're up:
Angie Jakusz: LESLIE and I had a spat over my tats. She doesn't understand me. She's getting my vote.
Christine Shields-Markoski: I'm gonna vote
Kenny... he was too much of a mastermind and makes me nervous. No need to be scared in my own tribe, so I want him gone!
Jaime Dugan: You're crazy,
LESLIE.
Kenny Hoang: LESLIE, You're not as hot as Jaime and that's why I'm sticking with her.
Leslie Nease: I'm voting for the womaniser
Ted... I don't want him getting up on me like he did Ghandia
Mike Skupin: I'm voting for
PHILLIP. He's a loose cannon.
Phillip Shepard: I'm voting for Lesby. I mean Leslye. I'm sorry, I have dry mouth. I take medicine for it.
Leslie.
Ted Williams Jr.: WWGD: What would Ghandia do? I can't wait to be re-united at the merge. I vote
LESLIE.
Tina Scheer: I'm voting for
TED. He's creepy and frankly, I'm afraid to go to sleep.
*Probst tallies the votes*
Probst: That's
1 vote Phillip,
1 vote Kenny, 2 votes Ted, and
5 votes Leslie. That means
Leslie, you need to bring me your torch.
Leslie Nease: I can't believe Jaime betrayed me. That totally offends me!
Probst: Leslie, the tribe has spoken
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