I just accidentally lost twelve pounds.

I dunno where they went.

I went to the gym for two weeks, then stopped and didn't go for six weeks, then went again today and weighed myself, and I apparently lost twelve pounds in those eight weeks.

Go me?

Might be muscle loss.

But they have these cool scales that you stand on, and it prints you out a ton of information about your body composition, based on some electromagnet currents in your body, or something like that. And according to that, I didn't lose any muscle, lol