I lost my pillow cases.

You know how on television, people are ALWAYS baking rings, fake nails, etc. in the food that they were ALWAYS making for some big, important event?

I basically did that with my pillow cases.

Well... not quite.

But Lilian puked on my bed today (to which Sylvia screamed in a little British toddler accent "Ohmigod... OhmiGOD! OHMIGOD!!!") so I had to wash all my bedding. One thing that I HATE about the UK is that they use duvets, rather than comforters. Yes, it IS easier to wash, but it's a pain in the ass to get the duvet cover BACK on. So, after about half an hour of shaking, spreading, pulling, pushing, and even crawling inside to try to flatten it, I finished. I laid down, ready to go to bed, when I realized my pillowcases are nowhere to be found.

I think they're inside the duvet.

But oh well. I'm not risking messing up my duvet. I'll retrieve them next time I wash my duvet cover.

That whole time I thought you baked your pillow cases into some meal you were preparing. I was like, "How is that even possible? You would probably notice something like that."

I would probably go look for spare linens if you have extra pillow cases. Or, scream and tear up the bed and remake it in a rage.

Sad but I can actually imagine you fighting with it and being all excited to finally have accomplished it! LOL I have one myself.. and I HATE putting the cover on it.. it's like one night I just slept with the cover.. it was hot... so I'm like meh! lol

I was really hoping that you'd baked your pillowcases into a tart or something.

If anyone could accidentally bake a pillowcase into some food, it would definitely be me.

I wish you did it Jess...I wish you did it.