Things That I Must Be Warned Of

Just as an aid for future posts, these are the things that I should be warned of before pictures are posted

1) Extinct/Rare Creatures

• Dinosaurs
  
• Dodo birds
  
• Giant sloth
  
• Giant squid
  
• Coelacanth
  

2) Animals

• Sloths
  
• Platypus
  
• Echidna
  
• Tasmanian Devils
  
• Porcupines
  
• Basilisks
  

3) Monsters

• Clowns
  
• Polkaroo
  
• Scary-looking vampires
  
• Zombies
  
• Cyclops
  
• Minotaur
  
• Grendel
  
• BatBoy
  
• Mewtwo (...don't laugh)
  
• Ganondorf (again, don't laugh)
  
• Evil Gremlins
  
• Marshmellow Man
  
• The Headless Horseman
  
• The Mothman
  
• Anything that wants to kill me
  

4) Marine Life

• Octopi
  
• Squid
  
• Cuttlefish
  
• Rockfish
  
• Anglerfish
  
• Snailfish
  
• Manatees
  
• Japanese Spider Crab (OMG OMG OMG OMG)
  
• Viperfish
  
• Jellyfish
  
• Eels
  
• Probably many more creatures that I don't know of
  

5) Toys

• Dolls
  
• Ventriloquist Dummies
  
• Dolls
  
• Dolls
  
• Ventriloquist Dummies
  

6) Nature

• Fire
  
• Tornadoes
  
• Volcanoes
  

7) Around The House

• Unlocked doors
  
• Closets
  
• Shower Curtains
  
• Under The Bed
  

This list is epic.

I approve.

So this is OK:




But this is right out? (that's your warning):




























Because it's clearly unlocked?

Echidna's are cute, I don't know what you're talking about since I did a project on them in 7th grade and made a model out of clay.

I LOVE cuddlefish!

Cuuuute!

Echidnas are CREEPY! They're all sharp and spiny!!

And Tom, looking at a picture of an unlocked door isn't bad That's one of the few things on the list I can stand looking at. But if I'm home, I always lock the door, lol

CUDDLEFISH SCARE ME!!!!!

But, I did grind up a cuddlebone for Durkheim the other day. Made me feel superior over those things.

Jess wrote:

And Tom, looking at a picture of an unlocked door isn't bad That's one of the few things on the list I can stand looking at. But if I'm home, I always lock the door, lol

I figured, just thought I'd introduce you all to my smartass side
In all reality, that's totally understandable, especially in today's world, unfortunately.

I keep doors closed and locked at all times, but closets open at all time, lmao XD

"Probably many more creatures that I don't know of"

The sea is a land of awaiting terror for you if all those creatures are on it.......I mean of course I love Anglerfish...all deep sea fish I think are amazing, the best, like, I can't get enough of them...my very favorite though, is the Viperfish!!!



Isn't he adorable!!!!

My favorite part of deep sea fish is how they look all pretty with their luciferins lit up and you see it in the darkness and are like "OOOO, what's that? It's so pretty!!" And then you get speared on those giant teeth. ADORABLE!

Also...Jess...I'm pretty sure you just gave DJ all the ammo he could possibly need. He might just post a picture of each of those things in order for you.

*smirk*

Like this?



Or this?






Or this?




Actually that is a bit frightening.

Omg, DJ! That second picture is terrifying!!

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that spider crab actually made me start to cry. SO CREEPY!!!! Did you know they can grow up to FOUR FEET LONG!?!?!

AND NOW I CAN'T GET OUT OF BED!!! I'm scared there's something under it

Creepy girl under the bed!!!

*poops pants and has to take a shower*

Eww! Cam pooped his pants...

*SHUN*

Are you scared the spider crab is under it???

I couldn't be scared of a spider crab, I love all crabs too much, just try and hit me with a picture of a scary crab, it'll be too cute for me to be a scared of.

I mean, crabs that large aren't fast, so it can't be THAT scary.

But...have you ever seen Christmas Island crab infestation?



Each year they migrate, and Christmas Island is in the middle of the path so they crawl through!

You know they have to like shut down the island roads when that happens because there, crabs are kings (not king crabs).

Yep, because you basically crush the crabs if u drive.

I want to go there, and lie down.

Look at the coconut crab. I won't post a picture here.

Coconut crab is one of my favorites. I want to make like a satchel that looks like one.

Imagine this....

Aw, that Christmas Island picture is adorable, lol! All the little crabs traveling down the street