5 remain, but only 4 can make it to the final leg. Who will go all the way?
The players arrive in South Africa, and are transported to Soccer City, a soccer stadium in Johannesburg.
Today they must land a goal against a professional goalie. The first to do so will win what is dangling above the goalie's head - a bright green envelope with FAST FORWARD written on it.
Donna begins her stretches while Amanda and Boyd try to devise a plan. Henry seems lost in thought, while Kiwi, jogging in place, smiles.
Amanda is first up, and Boyd begins heckling the goalie. Amanda kicks high and the ball goes right over the goal.
Boyd is next, and meets the same fate - their heckling strategy does not seem to be working, even with Amanda's ghetto booty dance on the sideline.
Donna continues after the couple and dribbles - what form! - but at the last minute, the goalie sticks out his left foot and the ball deflects.
Henry throws the ball into the air before making a bicycle kick, but the ball lands straight into the hands of the goalie.
Kiwi stands there for a moment...and let's out a primal scream before going all out, dribbling, short and long kicks, and finally...
The ball brushes the fingertips of the goalie but slides off them into the goal.
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Boyd buries his head in his hands while Henry kicks the dirt.
Suddenly a large noise covers the entire stadium as a helicopter lands directly in the middle of the field.
Off hops DJ, and grabs Kiwi by the hand.
"Congratulations Kiwi! You have made it to the finals! Off you go!
The remaining four race out of the stadium to their next challenge.
As they race to a crowded city square, there are four pairs of boots and four buckets.
The four must do a gumboot dance and collect $10 in order to move on to the next leg.
Henry does a cartwheel into the boots while Mandie helps Boyd get his left boot on. Donna struggles and falls over, bumping her head!
Boyd and Henry seem to have a natural knack at gumboot dancing...who knew?
Soon they have $5 each in their buckets.
Amanda is faring not so well - the crowd doesn't seem to like her line dancing.
Donna, still half unconscious, struggles to get to her feet. However, she is raking in the coins for a sympathy vote.
Boyd is the first to finish as he throws off his boots and hits the streets. Henry is on his tail, giving his money to the referee and following after Boyd.
Donna and Amanda go head to head gumboot dancing and the crowd loves it!
Good thing Amanda knows how to shake her booty!
Soon Amanda has gotten the last of her coins and she is off!
Donna checks with the official, but she is a quarter short. Because everyone has abandoned the gumboot showdown, the crowd begins to disperse as Donna desperately gumboots for her life!
DJ feeds Kiwi some grapes as Kiwi relaxes after his victorious fast forw-
Wait, wrong story
Boyd arrives at the four jeeps waiting in the city, where he learns he must drive to Tugela Falls, where further instructions await.
Donna gumboots her finest gumboot routine - you know she practiced at home - and gets her last coin in the bucket. She is off, but must make up some ground here if she plans to make it to the finals.
Amanda and Henry are almost neck and neck when Henry trips over a chicken in the middle of the road. Amanda jumps, avoiding the chicken -- and Henry.
Henry rolls over to see Donna on her way down the same street, and quickly scrambles back to his feet to avoid being in last place.
Donna, Amanda and Henry all reach their jeeps and are off to the Falls!
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Driving like a woman, Amanda takes the lead ahead of her husband.
Donna cuts off a truck driver and swings her fist angrily - she's not letting some bad driver spoil her chances from the finals!
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Boyd is the first to arrive at the falls where he learns that he must strap up in his wingsuit and fly down to the river beneath the falls. Well, they've already jumped out of a plane, what could be any different jumping from the second highest waterfall in the world?
Boyd takes a deep breath to center himself when he hears two more jeeps pull up behind him. Henry and Amanda see a glimpse of bright orange material go over the falls as Boyd gracefully glides down to the river, plunging into the depths. He's off and swimming!
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Boyd rejoices as he sees from the river banks 3 figures jump -- all at the same time.
Amanda veers left, Henry toward the right, while Donna's injury from earlier causes her a little dizziness, making her plunge into the river below!
Henry notices Donna tumbling toward the river and turns around to save her. Superman music begins playing somewhere in the distance.
Amanda glides right to the mat.
AMANDA, YOU ARE #3! AND HAVE MADE IT TO THE FINALS!
(I'm sorry that I'm writing you as a heartless bitch, Mandie. Letting everyone else get injured while you jump ahead of them.)
Henry manages to scoop Donna from the river and bring her to the water's edge. They share a kiss.
Donna wakes up to see someone standing over her. It's DJ.
I'm sorry Donna, but Henry has crossed the finish line and has chosen victory over true love. You have been eliminated from The Amazing Race: Oh Craps!
AMANDA BOYD HENRY KIWI
WHO. WILL. GO. ALL. THE. WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
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lol 
Back to funny. Good stuff
. And yeah, you're free of rolling dice for hours on end...
