Marry, Sex, Or Throw off a bridge

Oh gosh... LOVE THIS IDEA! Why haven't I seen it before??

Tough choices...

Jeff Probst, I would MARRY! I have always dreamed of him as my husband and then I would get to vacation in all the Survivor spots and maybe suck some D to get on the show!

Julie Chenbot, I would unfortunately have to THROW OFF A BRIDGE. Love her dearly but I am into Men... sorry Jules.

Phil from TAR, SEX? YES PLEASE! The accent would have all of my clothes falling right off.


Inspired from the Voice:

Adam Levine
Blake Shelton
CeeLo Green

Well, I am pretty sure how this is going to shake out.

CEELO, you're sort of cool, but dude you can also get on my nerves. You're getting THROWN OFF A BRIDGE.

Marriage is important, so BLAKE SHELTON is who I'd get hitched to. Seems like a nice enough fellow, yeah?

Guess that leaves ADAM LEVINE for the sex. I bet he'd be underwhelming though, I just have that distinct impression. But I can't answer Blake for both, so here we are, people.

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Hermione Granger

Ronald Weasley

Harry Potter

Adam Levine does use the pull out method as "effective means to not get pregnant" - he told Howard Stern that the other day....oy

Well, Harry Potter got too dark and moody for me, so off the bridge he goes.

That leaves me with Ron and Hermoine. I don't know. Sex with a dude isn't my thing, but marrying a redhead, I don't know. Ron is very anxious too.

Sex with Hermoine (Emma Watson is pretty hot) and marrying Ron. Is that legal in the UK yet?

Steven Tyler
J. Lo
Randy Jackson

OMG!! I wish I had Adam Levine as my choice. I'd bang him in a heartbeat.

Hmm who do I have..

Steven Tyler
J. Lo
Randy Jackson

Let's see..

I will marry J. Lo, cuz I think it'd be pretty sweet if my initials were NFL.

I will have sex with Steven Tyler cuz his music's pretty good and he likes the Pats. ^_^

And sorry Randy.. I love ya dawg but it's off a bridge fo you.

Aight.. next group: drama queens

Colton (from Survivor)
Kim Kardashian
Snooki


Edited cuz of misspelling

Well I'm clearly throwing Colton off a bridge. Karma's a bitch, and so is he. Ha ha.

Kim Kardashian may be as smart as a bucket of hair, but she's SOOO ##$%#$@#! pretty. Snooki is, if it's possible, an even bigger idiot. So I guess with that being said, I'd have to say just sex with Snooki (no pregnancies, please) and then I'd marry Kim Kardashian. After all, it probably will only last like a week, so, why not?

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Katniss Everdeen

Peeta Mellark

Gale Hawthorne

...may the odds be ever in your favor.

I recognize the names from the Hunger Games but I'm probably the only one who hasn't read the books/seen the movie.. (but plan on it as my sister and boyfriend both have suggested I should).

So.. I guess I will google pics of the three and go off of just that..

okay.. so i just googled them and let's see..

katniss is a pretty girl and from what i've heard about the movie she's strong..
peeta looks kinda like a young boy in the pics i saw
and gale.. i assumed that was a chick when i googled the name but it's a dude and he's hot as hell..

so sex with gale. absolutely. he's very hot. and then marry katniss cuz she's pretty and i've heard she's strong.. but off the bridge for peeta cuz he looks a bit young..



next group:

characters from criminal minds (one of my fave shows)

I will post pics in case people don't know who they are..

Spencer Reid




Emily Prentiss




and J.J.

Throw Spencer, Sex with JJ Marry Emily.
Ok Teen Titans time
Terra
Jynx
Starfire.

I don't know who those peeps are so I'll say: Thrown Jynx off a bridge, sex with Starfire, and marry Terra?

Terra (as in Branford) made me think of Final Fantasy. -nerd is more than showing-

So while this SHOULD be a pretty easy one, here's the three female leads from FF XIII.

Claire Farron(A.k.a. - Lightning)

Oerba Yun Fang

Oerba Dia Vanille

You don't know Teen Titans -_- But you threw the former Villain off the bridge, had sex with Robins girl, and married the traitor.
Had to look up pics for them
Throw Fang off, Sex with Claire, marry Vanille.

Ok Code Lyoko time
Aelita
Sissy
Yumi.

Clearly you've never played Final Fantasy, Marshall...... Hehehe I had to look up your characters too... never heard of them.. They're really strange looking.

Marry: Yumi (looks bad ass... life could be interesting)
Sex: Sissi (obvious reasons)
Kill: Aelita (even more obvious reasons)

Here's mine:

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Lena Headey
Kit Herrington

... or there awesome counterparts in GOT

Jaime
Cersei
Jon Snow.... heheheh

Yeah Marshall, you don't know Final Fantasy? -.-? That's sort of the "fault" with this game. That you can post people that 10 people might know those choices inside and out, but if the wrong person replies and doesn't know them.....which has happened to me, and others here, multiple times, makes it a little less fun.

Marry Kit
Throw Nikolaj
Sex Lena

Mario
Luigi
Peach

Marry: Peach
Sex: Luigi
Throw off bridge: Mario

Jennifer Lawrence
Emma Stone
Selena Gomez

I don't remember if any of these ladies have been up before.. if they have.. they've made a return

Marry Jennifer Lawrence because she's amazing at everything ever. I fell in love with her in Hunger Games, and looooooved her in Silver Lining's Playbook. Plus, y'know, she won an oscar for best actress.

Sex Emma Stone...because...hot red heads.

And throw Selena Gomez off a bridge. She'll just use magic to get back up anyway

Your Next Door Neighbor
Wolverine
Babe Ruth

Marry: Wolverine
Fuck: Next door neighbour
Throw off Bridge: Babe Ruth

Penelope Cruz
Sofia Vergara
Selma Hayek

Marry: Selma

Fuck: Penelope

Throw: Sophia

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Elmo

Big Bird

Snuffaluffagus

Awkward selection lol. Umm...
Sex: Snuffaluffagus
Marry: Big Bird
Throw: Elmo - so overrated

Bill Clinton
Obama
Ron Paul

Aw... I'd take the awkward section of American politics!

Marry: Obama
Sex: Clinton
Throw: Ron Paul

Aladdin
Simba
Peter Parker

Marry Aladdin
Sex Peter Parker
Throw Simba (a la Scar to Mufasa)

Mary Ann
Ginger
Mrs. Howell (Lovey)

Oooh. That's a reference way too old even for me, and most people on here but hehe.

Definitely marry Mary Ann. Ginger doesn't compare.

Ginger, sex.

Mrs. Howell you're getting thrown off a bridge.

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Random Disney chicks: Pocahontas, Esmeralda, Tinkerbell

Marry: Pocahontas
Fuck: Esmeralda
Throw: Tinkerbell

Obvious choices hehe

Mufasa (Lion King)
Mushu (Mulan)
Abu (Aladdin)

Not trying to be all.. go for animals/creatures/people/things but these guys are influential characters in our lives...

Throw Mufasa
Marry Abu
Sex Mushu

Would rather have sex with a Dragon then a lion or money. XD

Peter Parker
Bruce Wayne
Sherlock Holmes

Marry Holmes for his smarts
Sex Bruce Wayne for his body, duh
Throw Peter Parker, what a nerd that guy

Bob Barker
Drew Carrey
Alex Trebek

... gross

Marry: Alex Trebek
Fuck: Bob Barker
Throw: Drew Carrey

Reasoning is pretty obvious... sadly

Bilbo Baggins
Frodo Baggins
Samwise Gamgee

Well it sucks that they're all dudes, but I am a nerd enough to know who they are.

Sex with Bilbo Baggins, Marrying Samwise Gamgee, Frodo Baggins is getting tossed off a bridge.

Not that this is my favorite group, far-from, but it's a trio at least. Destiny's Child. So you've got:

Kelly Rowland
Beyonce Knowles
Michelle Williams