Marry, Sex, Or Throw off a bridge

I'm stealing this game from my old site.

I'll start by naming three people. Next person picks one to marry, one to have sex with/hookup with, and one they want to throw off a bridge. Then they name three more people.

To start..

Oprah
NaOnka
Jeff Probst

Hmm...

I don't see any other possibility here. Is there one?

Marry Oprah, become heir to the world.

Have sex with Jeff Probst, who is easily the most attractive of the three, become a fame whore.

NaOnka, here is the Millau bridge. (had to look up the worlds tallest bridge) World saved.


I am now the most famous person to ever save/inherit the world.




Alright, now for a little challenge:

Bob Barker
Bob Kelso (from Scrubs)
Bob Dole

I'd have sex with Bob Barker in an instant. He'd give me all the Plinko I could handle And I've always wanted to spin that wheel!!

I'd marry Bob Kelso. As much of an asshole as he is, running a hospital is no small feat. Plus I'd get to yell at all his peons. Power!!

And Bob Dole...I'd throw off a bridge. Too much of this...



would get annoying!



Garth Brooks
Kenny Chesney
Jason Aldean

Country singers!

Caroling Cam wrote:

Garth Brooks
Kenny Chesney
Jason Aldean

Country singers!

Is throwing all three off a bridge possible?

Kelly Bruno
Kelly Shinn
Kelly Czarnecki

NO!!! And wtf you can't just not play the game lol. Gotta pick one for each!

Alright, alright. I'll bite here... Although I would have to agree with Virt, sorry Cam.

I had to do some research on Aldean, and I think he is the one I would throw off the bridge, this is based solely on his looks.

I would probably have sex with Chesney, and marry Brooks, Chesney is sexier by a hair.



I will repost Virt's selections:
Kelly Bruno
Kelly Shinn
Kelly Czarnecki

(I'm going to give my answers, but I want others to answer.)

Marry: Kelly Shinn
Sex: I would seduce all three, tbh.
Bridge: Kelly Bruno, but only because I would be having sex with her while bungie jumping.

Your answers pl0x.

^^^^

you are supposed to give 3 others not the same pplz lulz!

I dunno who any of these are.

Marry Kelly Bruno
Sex Kelly Shinn
Bridge: Kelly C. I would never be able to say her last name properly let alone drunk.


Lets go with Cartoon Heros

Super Man
Bat Woman
Captain Hero

I'd Marry Batwoman.
I'd pound Superman for sure
I'd throw Captain Hero off a bridge, because who is Captain Hero?

Thian
Mandie
Cam

Captain Hero: [while playing spin the bottle with Spanky Ham and Wooldoor Sockbat] Hey! If you're gonna be gay about this, you can't play!



Now for the fun part....

I would marry Mandie, since she is one of the sweetest peeps I know.

I would bang Cam, if he would let me

And for pure shits n giggles, let's see how Thian reacts to bein tossed off a bridge.




Alright, new list.

Larry
Curly
Moe

LMFAO!!!!!


Marry Curly
Bang Moe his hair needs to look better for me to keep him around
Throw Larry off the bridge, good god man hair trim plzzzzz

Alright, how about

Donald Trump
Martha Stewart
Oprah Winfrey

I'd marry Trump for the money
I'd bang Oprah Winfrey because more cushion for the pushin
I'd throw Martha Stewart because who is Martha Stewart

Burton Roberts
Darrah Johnson
Christa Hastie

Sex up Burton Roberts. Because hot damn.
Marry Darrah because she's like...so hot right now.
Throw Christa off a bridge because she was fairly annoying.


Dave Matthews
Conan O'Brien
Katie Couric

marry Conan (at least I'd be laughing)
Sex Dave Matthews
Throw off a bridge Katie Couric! =)


Robin Williams only as Mork from Mork and Mindy!!
Tom Hanks only as Buffy (Kip) in Bosom Buddies!!
Alf

Sex Robin Williams because suspenders turn me on??
Marry Tom Hanks because women do the housework right?
Throw Alf off a bridge because alien puppets are creepy.

Ben Roethlisberger
Rachael Ray
Joe Rogan

Marry Joe Rogan because he's not cute enough to have sex with
Sex with Ben Roethlisberger because I have no idea who he is, and who doesn't love a one night stand!
Throw Ray Ray off a bridge because my husband thinks she's cute (I think she talk like-a man!)


GAPTASTIC:

Laurence Fishburne
Elton John
Madonna

Roethlisberger is a Steeler's player, with rape accusations against him!


Sex Madonna because then I could say I've had sex with FREAKIN MADONNA!!
Marry Morpheus so he can free my mind.
Throw Elton John off a bridge. Never really gotten into him.


Taylor Swift
Lady Gaga
Britney Spears

Marry Taylor Swift

Have Sex with Britanny Spears

throw Lady Gaga off the bridge.


ROFLS AT stacie having sexual relations with that guy!!! LOL


Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Avril Lavigne

I actually thought up the phrase and then searched google pics for "superman dead elephants", and found that!

Avril is the only one I can stand, so marry her.
Throw LL off a bridge. I'm tired of her being in the news.
Sex Paris because she's a dirty skank.


Daniel Tosh
Sigourney Weaver
Ronnie (from BB11)

Probably Marry Daniel Tosh
Sex with Sigourney
Throw Ronnie off the bridge - No effin thanks.

Let's get a little muppet Action going.

Kermit the Frog
Elmo
Cookie Monster

Marry Elmo, because he's sweet!!!
Throw Kermie off the bridge, because he's not self-assured!
Sex with Cookie Monster.. well.. because he likes to eat cookies!!! =)

Superman:
Lex
Lois
Clark

Marry Clark because he's freakin superman.
Sex with Lex. Love em and leave em.
Throw Lois off a bridge...superman will catch her anyway


Bill Clinton
George W Bush
Sarah Palin

omg... They are all detestable...
Palin kills moose... what else can be said? BRIDGE.
I bet Bush is richer than Clinton, so I guess... MARRY
and Clinton... *shudder, chugs a pint of rum*... let's get this over with...



Awkward characters!
Mary Katherine Gallagher from SNL
J.P. from Grandma's boy
Brainy from Hey Arnold

Mary Katherin Gallagher - Sex
J P - Marry
Brainy - Throw off Bridge


um...

Cartoon Characters:
Harley Quinn
Captain Planet
Rainbow Bright

Marry- Harley Quinn.. she's a villain but Rainbow Brite is just annoying.
Sex- Captain Planet
Bridge- Rainbow Brite.

Jeff Probst
Julie Chenbot
Phil from TAR