Silly jobs

OMG I just busted out laughing at this job. I've been browsing EMT jobs and this is one that I came across. Read the list after the description, and see if you can guess why I laughed out loud.

Job Description

ArmorGroup North America is looking for Emergency Medical Technician / EMT / Protective Security Specialist , to work in the high threat austere environment.

The WPS Program is an opportunity to advance your career and to join an elite group of those who have taken the next steps in supporting the mission of the United States Government. Life in these remote austere environments can be challenging and not for everyone; however, for those who have what it takes to operate in a combat region, it can be one of the most personal and professionally rewarding experiences in a lifetime.

What do we offer?

• Comprehensive Training
  
• Career Advancement
  
• Salaries are very competitive
  
• Lodging and meals provided
  
• Complete uniform, weapons, and personal protective gear issued
  
• Pre-deployment training
  
• Duty and housing on secure compounds
  
• 9 week on / 3 week off rotations with Roundtrip R&R ticket provided
  
• Being a part of history

Now I'm looking at housing in the Virginia Beach area and I came across a place with specific guidelines.

"no smoking, pets, drugs, or babies"

I would lOVE to live somewhere that there were no Children allowed.

I read your previous post too, but couldnt figure out what was funny. Im tired though maybe it went over my head.

The "no babies" made me laugh from the room posting. Was just funny in combination with drugs, etc. No drugs OR babies!!

And from the job posting, the thing that made me laugh was "Being a part of history". Like...really? Is your job going to be so pivotal that you change the course of history and the world? No. Stfu Armor Group. Stop using "patriotism" tactics to get people to apply.

I thought that was hilarious as well, HAHA!!!! Also I enjoyed "Complete Uniform, Weapons, and personal protective gear."

"Here's your cop outfit, a gun, and some condoms."


"Good luck."

"Now go be a part of history."

YES!!!!!!!!!!! Gah I wish I had thought of that. Damnit.

Circle (MoMo) gets the square.

HAHAHAHAHA, I hope I'm not center square...because I'm not as good as Paul Lynde and that is too much pressure.

Whoopi will always be center square in my heart.

Oh nooooooooooo one's better than Paul Lynde