Did anyone here get "the sex talk" from the rents?

*digs mo a hole* deeper?

Hahaha, before I understood how computers and the Internet worked, I totally discovered porn, and then... my dad discovered what I'd discovered, but everyone in the house denied it, and the accusations died. That was quite possibly one of the most terrifying days of my life... like, still I remember all of my organs just dropped to my feet, I was so scared.

Willy Wonka wrote:

Hahaha, before I understood how computers and the Internet worked, I totally discovered porn, and then... my dad discovered what I'd discovered, but everyone in the house denied it, and the accusations died. That was quite possibly one of the most terrifying days of my life... like, still I remember all of my organs just dropped to my feet, I was so scared.

That's basically what happened to me, except my dad called me out on it. It was awkward city and he basically just told me never to do it again.

Thus I learned how to delete my history/cache.

I know my mom saw porn sites on the computer once, but I think I just said we might have a virus and she believed me.

Yup, I had to try to figure out how he did it and ask someone how to prevent it... which was awkward, because it was a strange question to randomly ask. Oh well. He didn't call any of us out, because there are four of us. It was probably weird for my sister though, considering she's the only girl...and they were dudes...and they were not exactly your conventionally pretty dudes...

My dad probably thought my sister was fucked up.

Now he knows better.

He should. I mean, I never told them, but they'd have to be stupid not to know. He also found pictures I printed off one time when he was looking at a book in my room. I hid them in there, and he liked rifling through my shit (asshole), and they fell out. He asked me about them, and even though I came up with a believable excuse, I just decided to glare at him.

Lol I printed out pics once too. Kinda hilarious looking back on stupid shit we've done.

I didn't throw the pictures away until this last time I moved.



No joke.

Willy Wonka wrote:

He should. I mean, I never told them, but they'd have to be stupid not to know. He also found pictures I printed off one time when he was looking at a book in my room. I hid them in there, and he liked rifling through my shit (asshole), and they fell out. He asked me about them, and even though I came up with a believable excuse, I just decided to glare at him.

What was the excuse?

Hahaha, I went to an all-guys school, so pranking in ways that were meant to make each other look gay were ridiculously common. I was going to say that some jerk taped them on my locker and I saw them between classes, grabbed em real quick and shoved em in a book so no one would see.

He totally woulda bought it, no question.

Wow, thats a good one! Great job!

HAHHAHAHA, that is a good one. I almost went to an all guy's school. That would have been nice.

Hahahaha, it wasn't too bad, actually. Surprisingly, very few fights. Best part, of course, were the athletes. We were a highly competitive school in many sports too, so there were plenty of shapes and sizes for everyone: swimmers, soccer players, baseball players, hockey players, wrestlers, and of course, my favorite... the football players I crushed on so many lineman it wasn't even funny...

Did anyone here get "the sex talk" from the rents?

Indirectly: I got the "sex talk" from a dirty movie my dad thought he had hidden in the closet. I was 32.

Oh Dear!

My parents had the sex talk with me.

But you'll have to IM me if you want to figure out how.

HA!

Bitch!!! lmao

Seriously, how lame.

When I was like, 11, I wanted to find a cool website to go on, so I tried girls.com.

Big mistake.

I had to blame my 15 year old brother for the browsing history, and my mom totally bought it, despite the fact it was only me and her who used that computer.

I went to an all guy's catholic school. I win at life. And jesus for that matter...hahaha

It's funny, because everybody who was gay came out after they graduated,

I can't believe there are still all-guy schools! I mean, I remember being told that my university was the only one in Canada who had an all-guys DORM, so I can't even imagine an all-guys school Maybe they aren't as common in Canada?

Rear Admiral MoMo wrote:

All but one.

Talking about the underage boy you once did in the butt, who went to go "find himself" in "theatre" - right Mo?

dj wrote:

I went to an all guy's catholic school. I win at life. And jesus for that matter...hahaha

It's funny, because everybody who was gay came out after they graduated,

Yuuup, same experience here. All guys Catholic, and a lot of guys coming out after graduation.