I'm bored, and you are boring.

Dear OrgPlanet,

Entertain me. I am at work, and I have done absolutely nothing productive, but if you provide me with entertainment, I won't feel bad about doing nothing productive.

Maybe do some of this:


Yeah, I think that'll work.

Love,
Doug

Dear Willy Wonka,

ORGplanet aknowledges your need to communicate but we regret to inform you that we cannot provide the services you require. We do however know that the members of ORGplanet can provide hours of entertainment, so please send your request to them.

Sincerely,

ORGplanet message board.

Dear OrgPlanet,

Thank you for your quick response, and many thanks for your recommendation. I apologize for addressing the wrong department, and I will surely contacts the members as soon as possible.

How embarrassing!

Love,
Doug

Dear Willy Wonka,

ORGPlanet is here to direct all your inquiries in a timely fashion. We thank you for your co-operation. As added effort to ensure satisfactory customer service, we can forward your request to the Members Department on your behalf. Please let us know if you do wish for your request to be forwarded.

Sincerely,
ORGPlanet Message Board.

Dear OrgPlanet,

I would greatly appreciate that! Thank you very much!

Hugs and sloppy kisses,
Doug

Dear Willy Wonka,

ORGPlanet wishes to apologize for the slight delay in forwarding your request. We are happy to announce that the message has been relayed and a member of ORGplanet community will be in contact with you to entertain at your request in the near future.

We thank you for contacting ORGPlanet Message Board and look forward to you enjoying your membership with us as a valued member of our community.

Sincerely,

ORGPlanet Message Board