Those daily crushes you can't have:

You talk about him a lot more than you realize, I guess xD I don't think I've noticed you loitering about the pizza station.

I only really 'know' [as in, they both came to fix locks on my floor and I loitered around talking to them because I was bored, and the guy was adorable...] the "Head Locksmith" Tony, and the adorable one who was with him at the time... But I can't imagine there are *that* many adorable locksmith guys who fit that description.

I dunno, it depends on your definition of adorable :D

Holy shit holy shit holy shit.

We talked. Not about anything important, but he talked to me *faints*. Me and my supervisor went to give him some paperwork, and I just kinda creepily stood there. Then I decided it would be really cool to stare at the wall where all the previous keys were hanging and point out each and every one of the key-styles I've ever had.

Huge dork... But it was awesome. I feel like such an eight year old girl.

Omg... He came into my cubicle... And talked to me again. *dies*

Both of my co-worker crushes are working tonight. It's funny, because they get picked on for looking just like each other. I'll have to try to spy-pic em both to show you what we mean...

Lol @ spy-pic. Yes, pics please

Hahaha, I already blew it. I tried, but one of the biggest downfalls of the iPhone? No zoom...

You need to be a lot more creative. I take pictures of psychos on the train without them knowing all the time...sometimes even video. But I guess that's all the training.

lol, I'll need to practice.

*cues Rocky music*

I had to revive this topic because one just bit me on the face again. I have this friend, who is like suuuuuuuuuuuuper awesome and when we first met I was like totally into him because he is just kind of perfect to me and we became good friends and just had sexually charged banter like people on sitcoms do when they love each other but can't be together to keep people watching. Anyway we hadn't seen each other in about a year or something crazy like that, and I saw him this weekend and we hung out a lot and it just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall came back and now I'm sad about it. Like I don't know why not seeing him for so long just made me go back to square one but it did, oh well, I'll just have to work at it again and get to the point where I just enjoy being his friend again. I hope it isn't too hard.

So, I was at the gym the other day, and after working out, I was in the sauna. I like sitting in there for 10 minutes each day, because it makes me skin all soft XD

Anyways, it's 220 F in there. It's extremely hot. It's above boiling! After ten minutes, I was about to leave, when a really hot carpet delivery guy from Birmingham came in and started talking to me. Needless to say, I ended up spending thirty-five minutes in there. I was on the verge of having an asthma attack, and he was like "Are you okay?" And I was just "I'm fine... really... ANYWAYS, let's talk some more!"

Thankfully he ended up leaving before the asthma attack actually hit me, and I was able to get the hell out of there.

You should have passed out and he could have had to do mouth to mouth on you

Our saunas are gender exclusive...

...and full of old naked people.

I use the sauna every day, and I've yet to see a woman or an old guy in it. ONLY hot, young, half naked guys.

I love my gym.

Willy Wonka wrote:

Our saunas are gender exclusive...

...and full of old naked people.

Same. Barf.

Jess how do I sign up for yours?!

Step 1: Move to England

Step 2: Move back to America, because all the hot bods come with bad teeth.

Well that won't help him join Jess' gym.

ALSO, you know I just noticed a long time ago you said the iPhone has no zoom, but it totes does. Or at least the 3G does, it's just SEEECRET.

lol, Oh yeah? How does I shot web?

You gotta double tap towards the bottom of the screen.

Lies. I just tried.

I'm so glad Cam fell for this trap before I did.

Sorry, Cam Cam.