Posting: Top 16 vs. Rest of ORG P.

Caligula wrote:

I'll lay you out like the otters in your avatar.

Will I at least have an otter friend to hold hands with? Because I just might take this deal and let you win.

*waits for Mo's inevitable comment on beastiality*

I wasn't gonna, but you asked for this one.

JESS LIKES OTTERS ON HER BEAVER!!!!!!!

You would have totally commented on that, even if I didn't ask for it. You know it.

Who said it was a crime to love nature, right Jess?

It's only a crime if you get it sticky. RIGHT JESS????

Mo, apparently I can list 7 comments off the top of my head, where he makes fun of my apparent love. And I'm sure there are more comments if I actually searched. I'm going to start keeping track.

So don't make love to Maple Trees, is what he's saying.

RIGHT JESS?

I'm Canadian. A love for maple trees is innate.

THEN YOU SHALL FOREVER BE STICKEE.

OHNOZ

HA!!!!!!

Speaking of Canada....

I just learned today that apparently it is "Canada geese" not "Canadian geese." Am I the only one who has been saying this wrong since forever?

Probably, since you're a Mainiac.

Oh like little Rhode Island is so much smarter.

BUUUUURN

That's not a burn...that's a terrible attempt at a joke.

Why do terrible attempts at jokes sound vaguely familiar?

I thought it was a good burn because everything Sadie does is splendid.

I'm glad to be appreciated. Now if only my mother felt the same way.

Maybe she should give you talks about respect and then backhand you.

It's like your own real-life Precious!

Precious is such a sad book/movie partly because its reality.

I like how Sapphire gets her name in there everywhere "Precious: Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire" You don't here "A Walk to Remember: Based on the novel "A Walk to Remember" by Nicholas Sparks"

I could never watch a movie called precious.

Adding "Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire" makes everything funnier, you should try it when talking about a movie next time.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.


I don't like where this thread is going.

Precious?


more like

Precocious.


*in Stewie's voice* huh? eh? you like what i did there? yeah?