Sylvia keeps picking on me.

You know how people will point at ugly people and say to their friends, "THAT'S YOUR BOY/GIRLFRIEND!" and things like that?

Well, Sylvia has started pointing at rusty, old caravans and saying "That's where your friends sleep."

Stupid three year old. She also keeps trying to mock my accent, and instead of greeting me with a hug and kiss this morning like she usually does, she went, "Go back to Canada, back to your room or outside. I don't want to see you again."

wow that is harsh. and she's only three? needs some manners

ahaha, she knows her manners. But she's a clever girl. She LOVES picking on me! Teasing me is her favourite hobby.

thats kinda funny lol. well she's only 3 so she's still at that cute stage.

This child is awful to me! Today, we walked by yet another caravan, and instead of the traditional "That's where your friends sleep" that she usually says, Sylvia said, "You have no friends, but if you did, they'd sleep there."

I've never met a three year old with such a knack for insults, ahahaha

I really wonder where she picked up that phrase from, because it had to be somewhere.

She's just always had a very... odd mindset, lmao. I was told during my interview that ever since she was really little, her family has compared her to Stewie from Family Guy, lmao. I've been here for four months now, and I haven't seen anyway she could pick up on this stuff. Sylvia's just a natural, lmao

Stewie is an evil genius, so she definitely fits the profile!