So, I always wake up multiple times during the night. Well... usually only once during the actual night, but then I usually wake up at 7, 8, 9:30, and 11, due to the kids making noise, and in the short time I'm awake, I usually grab my iPod and check Facebook, ORG-P, my email, etc.
Last night, I had a dream that I was raped and knocked up from that. I didn't actually dream of the rape though. I dreamt that I walked up to an ATM (because in dream-world, they double as pregnancy tests), and put in my bank card. Then, the screen told me I was preggers, but miscarried, and dream-Jess was very sad, because she wanted a baby, even if it was through rape.
THEN, I woke up briefly and fell back asleep, and dreamt that I wrote my sad story on ORG-P. Then I woke up again and fell back asleep, and dreamt I was all "OHNOZ, IT WAS A DREAM AND I JUST TOLD THEM ALL IT WAS REAL!" Then I woke up AGAIN, and PANICKED, quickly checking ORG-P to make sure that half-asleep Jess didn't ACTUALLY post on here that I just miscarried a rape baby.
Because that would be awkward.
I always do things like this, though. I send important emails and stuff in my dreams, so when I wake up, I think my to-do list is complete. Then I realize it was all a dream.