I took the kids to the park yesterday, and Sylvia ran over to me and whispered, "See the boy in the yellow? I love him!" then paused for a second and added, "I also love clever girls."
I thought hearing a toddler announce that was hilarious, so I told her parents when we got home, and her mom laughed and was like "You're such a tart." Sylvia just shrugged and said, "That's okay." So her mom added in, "So, clever girls? Are you planning on visiting the Island of Lesboes when you're older?" And Sylvia nodded, really excited and said, "ON HOLIDAY!!"