My Conversation from today and more

Friend: Can we go see A-Team?
Me: What? No.
Friend: Can we please go see A-Team?
Me: Absolutely not.
Friend: Can we go see A-Team now?
Me: Is this going to stop?
Friend: No.
Me: Let's go see A-Team.

>watches A-Team<

Me: Oh my GOD! That was amazing!!! Did you see the HAMMER???
Friend: The hammer? What?
Me: Ramona, she pulled out the hammer, that was so exciting, and fucking April as Julie...HAHA...such a bitch.
Friend: I....wasn't that Jessica Biel?
Me: What? No, Jessica Biel?
Friend: What the hell is going on?
Me: I'm just expressing what an awesome time I had watching the Scott Pilgrim trailer.
Friend: I hate you.

P.S. A-Team was one of the single worst movies I've seen in my life. Everything about it fell completely flat. There wasn't a single joke that landed for me, the writing and 'plot' was absurd, and not in the "A-Team" absurd kind of way, I mean in the "immense unfillable plot-hole" kind of way. I think I had a scowl on the entire time.

I admit I had no interest in seeing it so...that could have effected my experience. But I found it completely devoid of soul and competence.

Murdock was fun though, he made me smile a few times.

P.P.S.



I had already seen this several times but it was the first time I had seen it in theaters and I was so happy. Even my friend who HAAAAAAAAAAAATES Scott Pilgrim and everything about it and won't let me talk about it ever turned to me after the trailer and said "Ok...so...we have to see that as soon as it comes out."

I still wish Scott was Jesse Eisenberg...but I'm sure Michael Cera is fine.

KNIVES CHAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.P.P.S. I'm actually really happy that they haven't show Envy yet. I hope they don't because I bet she's kiiiiick ass. And they've shown as little of Todd as possible, just enough to make it confusing but not enough to really give anything away.

P.P.P.P.S.



I love Todd so hard.

P.P.P.P.P.S. Epic

Okay, so while this movie looks pretty much awful in a variety of ways, I can't help but to notice it's directed by the same person who did Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead, which I love...


...so I'm kinda torn.

I don't understand how it looks awful in any way, you'd have to explain that.

I'm kinda torn by:

If the plot and superhero special effects are freakin' awesome

vs.

How much I hate Motherrfucking Michael Asshat Cera. Ugh.

But I'll give the comics a try!

Also I just realized that no, I'm not tripping on acid, Crystal Castles is just on in the background.

Must see this.

Also Chris Evans <3 You can light my torch anytime.

Wait, one of the seven evil ex boyfriends is a girl? What?

and she's Bi-Furious.

Also I love Crystal Castles.

Also I decided I hated Michael Cera after he made one of the worst movies ever and forced me to go see it. And I wish it was Jesse Eisenberg because I think he'd make a better Scott...but I'm also okay with it.

Basically Scott isn't "awkward geeky" like Michael Cera is, he's just a waste of space that is really awesome in a mundane world but in this one is just like "eh"

Awkward geeky is the only role he can play! It's pathetic!

Well there are plenty of actors like that.

But Michael Cera most of all!

I just want to stab him in his face and big nose!

They're called "Character Actors"

They're called FUCKING STUPID

Rear Admiral MoMo wrote:

They're called "Character Actors"

Hahaha, is that a nice way of saying actors who have a really hard time breaking free from the shackles of typecasting?

Yes, pretty much...but it's not always being forced, sometimes it's by choice. Like with Ricky Gervais.

Bahahaha. Ricky Gervais <3

But with Michael Cera, I feel like he can't help it... I know Jonah Hill has tried to fight it before, but I mean... c'mon.

Oh it's true, he has nowhere to go.

That...is so true.