Thoughts

So, I'm falling into my old habit of hitting on anything with a penis.

Also, Deet
talks
like this
in
AIM
where he
hits enter
far too
often.

This is a Journal I am looking forward to reading

LOL I hoped you would

Well, picking tribes was a bit nerve wracking. I didn't want to be too obvious in who I wanted on my tribe. But I also didn't want to make allies feel unloved. Things worked out for the most part. I am a bit concerned that I have so many people that I like on my tribe. But, gotta take them out at some point. Doesn't really matter if it's before or after merge, I can always make friends with other people, gain different alliances, etc.

Bryan and I have been gushing over Colby lately, talking about his new show Hot Shot. Colby really is a dreamboat, and I'd love to bang him while he wears his cowboy hat. Hot damn.

Jonathan PM'd me a bit ago and was like OMG PICK ME FOR YOUR TRIBE! And I was like chill, I got this.

Kenya and I are good friends so we'll be working together for sure.

(I couldn't resist)

LOL!!!

Jonathan thinks it'd be good if we brought Deet in to our alliance. Too bad he's on the other tribe now.

Yeah, Jonathan, YOU WOULD THINK THAT ABOUT DEET!! Because you worked with him in OPS2 AGAINST ME!! Twat. I'm glad you got 5th or 6th or whatever the hell you got.

Jonathan, STFU!! I don't want to randomly email Kenya and Bryan asking them for a 4-person alliance right off the bat. Stop pushing the issue. You can't just jump right into an alliance, you have to finesse it.

This is why I haven't joined alliances with you in the past. Learn to play the game. Damn. I'm just using you anyway. You'll be like putty in my hands as long as I can put up with your bullshit. And...it's going to be tough. I might have to cut you loose if you get on my nerves too much.

OMFG this challenge was BRUTAL!! I basically worked with Brant on it most of the time. And we put many hours into it! Pretty sure we DOMINATED the other tribe because we were watching their post counts in the Top 20 thing. We would post 3 posts (or more) to their 1, most of the time. Brant and I were a machine, it was a thing of beauty. We would be so fast at some points that we would get a flood notice (aka posting too fast). We figured out early on that it was best to have just 2 people alternating posts. It's the most efficient and you're only waiting on one other person to act. Instead of some clusterfuck cycle of 3 or 4 people. So, whenever Brant and I could do the challenge, we did. If other people were around to help, we basically said that we were fine because we would be faster. Which was true. Bryan, Jonathan, Pete, and Sarah were all slower than us. Jonathan had some weird thing where he couldn't refresh and had to view the "reply post" thing to see if anything had been posted.

Sorry Jonathan, but that's slow as fucking balls. Gotta keep up, or you'll be left behind.

Poor Bryan was pretty slow too. I mean he was probably the 3rd fastest poster, but when Brant and I are a well-oiled machine...ain't no touchin us.

It was nuts, at one point I realized that "adds sugar" was hilarious because of Sugar in my signature. I thought about posting "adds (picture of sugar)" so many times. It woulda been fucking hilarious. Also, after 2 hours of straight posting, you have no problem knowing which ingredient comes next. Brant and I joked about having dreams of this challenge, mixing the ingredients in our head or something. Also, another hilarious moment was when I was listening to music and the song Double Vision by Journey came on. I was like OMFG perfect. When you stare at the screen for so long...that's exactly what starts to happen.

I realized that music was a necessity after a while. Just sitting there posting at the computer...I needed at least SOME form of entertainment. Last.fm I LOVE YOU!

This challenge revealed to me that when it comes to posting challenges (that are speed-related), Brant and I are fucking gods. The rest of the tribe is a total joke. I didn't really get to see how Travis did because he never posted. He messaged me once and was like "wanna do the challenge?" and then he went afk. Useless.

YAY WE WON!!!! Knew we would though because Brant and I beasted the challenge. Other tribe ain't got nothin on us.

So when we merged, everyone was like OMG IT'S GONNA BE 3-3 IN THE VOTE! WHO HAS PAST VOTES?! WHO SHOULD WE GO FOR?!??!??!?!?

Then Kenya approaches me and says we need to boot Travis because it's for the best. After a while of talking I'm like fine, whatever. We voted out Travis because it was "best for us".

Right now on the new Snozzwanger tribe, I have an alliance with Kenya and Deet. I also have one with Kenya and Cory!! And, though shortlived, I had one with Travis and Kyle.

Sadie kinda comes with Deet as a package deal, so I kind of have an alliance with her too. Recently we talked and she told a story about rooting for pro teams closest to her, geographically. She said she wants me to win (aside from her) because I live closest to her!! I've got an "in" with the only person on the tribe I was worried about! Haven't talked to her a ton, so it was good to get some one-on-one time and just shoot the shit with her.


Theoretically, when we merge, Kenya and I will go back to Bryan and Brant. But we'll keep our side deals with other people, just in case. I keep telling people we won't go back to Bryan/Brant (they're all worried about being in the minority at merge, we would have Pete's vote too). Ideally, we go back to our tight foursome (and Pete), but if it's more advantageous to go a different direction, you bet your ass I'll do it.

I just KNEW Kyle would hit me with fireballs when I logged off the site at 1AM. I just fuckin KNEW it!!! Little did he know that I get the Internet on my phone. Take THAT, bitch! Extinguished your stupid little fireballs. Suck my dick.

Mwahahahah.

Alrighty so Pete just got booted. I was really gunning for Deet instead of Pete for 8th. Pete, Bryan, Brant, and I were all on the same page. But Kenya wanted to keep him because he gave her immunity pre-merge and the Horns could have easily picked us off.

Well, Kenya, they did pick us off. Remember when Travis got voted out? Yeah. I mean I didn't really care because we had struck a deal with Deet/Sadie, and even with Cory. Kenya just can't bring herself to vote him off. That worries me.

With Kenya wanting Pete out because she "never talked to him", we were basically stuck at a 4-4 between Deet/Pete. In a tie, I knew Pete would go because he had more past votes. So, instead of having Deet turn into the raging vengeance bull that I have known him to be, Brant and I switched to vote Pete off so that Deet wouldn't come after either of us for having voted him. We could easily explain that Pete wanted Deet out, which is why he voted for him. The odd thing was that Bryan self voted? Apparently? I'm not really sure why he did that. Whatever though, doesn't really affect anything. But Brant did say, "Great, it's good to know that we can count on Bryan's vote". Sort of some truth in that.

Where to go from here? I'm just using alliances as they benefit me in the game.

Alliances:

Cam/Kenya/Cory
Cam/Kenya/Deet
Cam/Brant/Kenya/Bryan
Cam/Brant/Pete

I don't know what this next round holds now that we're in the Final 7. I hope that Brant or I get immunity, and that a glass elevator trip is involved. Brant has a TC avoidance card, and I have a hidden immunity idol. If we could add to that, perfect. And having regular immunity on top of that is just icing on the cake.

I guess Cory or Bryan would be the possible targets for 7th place. Dumping either of them still keeps me good with everyone else. That's all I really have to worry about. If I vote someone off, I need to make sure they go, or I'll get backlash for it.

If I can get to the F5, I'm set for the F4 at least because I've got my idol.

Final 6!! It SUCKED to send Cory packing last round, but it was the best move strategically. Things are getting heated now, and each Immunity win becomes more and more important.

I'm at the point now where I have to consider backstabbing my closest allies for my best shot to win this whole thing. Brant is FANTASTIC at challenges. Even though I think I'm better, I still need to think about taking him out before the Final 3. I'm actually pretty sure I need to do that. Yep.

Ideal scenario to get me to the end:

Deet goes this round, because he's an amazing player and a huge threat. He knows how to play the social game, and he's great at challenges if he has to be.

Sadie is next. She's actually really good at challenges too, and can dedicate large chunks of time to the posting challenges if need be.

Then, my most shocking move of the game. Brant goes next. He has been my closest ally the entire game. I've been with him from the start. We have bonded over MANY challenges together, starting with the first epic spam posting challenge. He will not like it, just as any one else I've back stabbed hasn't liked it. This will just be the most epic and delicious one ever. Brant needs to go here (at the F4) because he CAN beat me in the final challenge. It will most likely be a long one, and we'll have to post a lot. Kenya and Bryan have not done well with those.

Kenya is gone once I win the F3 challenge, because she has "gamed" a fair amount, with me. I'll have the easy win against Bryan because he's hardly ever around.

I hope it works out just like this. I have a feeling I can make it happen too, which scares me. When you feel you're at your safest in the game, you get rocked.

I figured you out, Wonka!

The glass elevator ride is on B1. You capitalized the B in "Be", and the word "one" is italicized. The first sentence of that paragraph told us to pay very close attention. I did Just hope I get to it first.

Being in control of this game is such a great feeling. Deet has no idea (well maybe a really small one) that he is getting voted out tonight.