When I move... it's a no puke zone!

So I have 3 cats and 2 dogs in the house I am living in right now (with my parents). The other night, one of my cats puked in the basement... twice. And with me being the only person who goes down there, had to clean it up. Today I was on my computer in my room and my dog comes in and pukes right beside where I am sitting. What the hell? Am I a puke magnet or something? When I move, there will be no puking. In fact, I may intentionally find an apartment where no animals are allowed so that my parents can't have any exuse for trying to give some of the animals to me when I move. (I would get the cats since the dogs are her "babies"). I've scooped cat litter for the past too many years of my life... I'm done. I am out and I'm done. Not to mention, I am sure the cat's hair shedding isn't helping my allergies in the slightest.

Please have an official sign made that says "NO PUKING ZONE," and then any time one of your friends comes by and is like, "Cory, I feel sick, will you take care of me?" you can be all like, "Oooh, I'm so sorry, this is a designated no-puking zone...I wish there was something I could do, but...rules is rules..."

And then you'll be off the hook.

But what if Cory gets sick and wants to curl up in bed, but he can't because he might puke and its a no puking zone.

PARADOX!

I am allowed to puke, no one else. I would prefer not to puke however, but if it needs to happen, then I am the only one.

I HAAAATE puking. Whereas many people will accept the fate of puking and just do it, because they are smart and realize it'll just be easier and better to just do it...I am a total idiot and I hate puking so much that I will agonize over trying not to for HOURS in hopes that my stomach will eventually just accept what is in it.

It never works.

Man, I hate puking so much.

I can do it pretty casually, which is a great talent.

When my friend feels even remotely ill, he just sticks his finger down his throat and, well...you know what happens next. I even remember one time, he drank too much, felt sick, made himself puke, and then continued drinking.

W...t...f...

Yeah, I only puke when I absolutely have to, but you wouldn't know I went to puke unless I told you, HAHAHA!!!

Also it's funny because this is just making me think of Breathless now.....the last scene of the movie kills me every time.

Wow Doug, your friend is insane... I too hate puking. I hold off on it if I can. Also, I am a VERY loud puker... people know when I am puking.