Top 5 worst smells in the world

I want to know what yours are. Seriously.

Mine:

1. Stinky fake mashed potato water. Yes, I know. This will require some explanation, because I'm sure none of you know what I'm talking about. But my family is filthy, so here goes. When we make fake mashed potatoes (the kind that you made from gross little flakes), often, we'll make em in one of those ceramic casserole dishes. Then, because my family is retarded when it comes to doing dishes, they tend to just fill it with water and leave it for me or my younger brother to clean. Well, a lot of times, in high school, me or my brother couldn't get to it right away, and for whatever chemistry-related reason, that shit develops the most revolting smell. But the thing is...it develops IN the concoction. It doesn't smell until you pour out the sitting water, and then it just EXPLODES with vomit-inducing vigor. Ugh...just thinking about it is making me gag. This is the only smell that legitimately can make me vomit.


2. Rotten watermelon. No explanation necessary. It's just nasty.

3. That smell you get when people allow their unbathed dogs all up in their car. You know what I'm talking about. Also, this smell could potentially jump up to number two if the person also smokes in their car. Oh goodness, that smell is so offensive to my nasal passages.

4. Insanely bad breath. The kind you can't really describe in words or figure out how it even exists. You want to say it smells like someone ate shit, but really, you know that doesn't quite do it justice, because you've smelled shit, and even that isn't as bad. Note: this person also happens to always be the person who leans over your shoulder far too much and for no reason.

5. Men's hockey locker room. Football guys can stink, but at least they smell like sweat and mud, which frankly, can be kinda hot. Hockey though? God, no. It's like someone let a tub of sweat sit for days in a hot room, threw in some vinegar, stirred, and then dipped their foot in it for about 48 hours for the soul purpose of smacking you in the nose. That made no sense, but that's what I was thinking about trying to describe the smell.



I hope I've begun to make you gag.

Now please, share in this olfactorily offensive thread.

Poop.

Good one.

Hockey is hot.

New Jersey.

GOOD ONE!

Shit
Burnt Beans
Something that has Died
my friend Joshua's feet/shoes
Dead Fish

for the record, my favorite smells are:

Marijuana
Coconut
Sunflowers
Saltgrass Steak House
Thanksgiving Dinner

vastfanatic wrote:

for the record, my favorite smells are:

Marijuana
Coconut
Sunflowers
Saltgrass Steak House
Thanksgiving Dinner

I don't know what Saltgrass Steak House is but the others are also favourite smells of mine! Very nice Mandie, very nice!

Oh, Mandie, your nose and my nose would not get along very well.

I'd like to replace rotten watermelon with an awful smell I'd forgotten until this week:


The smell that occurs when the dentist drills your teeth, and with it, the smell that happens when they polish a filling. Omg, I hate it so much, and one of the reasons is because it smells exactly like ground-up bones. And I unfortunately know what that smells like, because my art teacher in high school did it and it made the entire basement studio smell so bad that everyone left classes and the teachers didn't say anything.

I AGREE DOUG! I HATE THAT SMELL!!

And gasoline. And beer (I haven't went into a beer store since I was 7, since the smell makes me want to pass out). And weed. And cigarette smoke. And diapers of babies under 6 months. And homemade fish food that has gone bad. And Toronto (slash all big cities).

Those are probably my least favourite smells ever.

RYAN! wrote:

vastfanatic wrote:

for the record, my favorite smells are:

Marijuana
Coconut
Sunflowers
Saltgrass Steak House
Thanksgiving Dinner

I don't know what Saltgrass Steak House is but the others are also favourite smells of mine! Very nice Mandie, very nice!

Why Thank ya Ryan!!!

Oh, and pineapple. The smell of pineapple makes me feel nauseated.

mmmm i bought a pineapple candle recently lol

Milk that spoiled that my roommate left behind the fridge that when you try to find the smell you can't but finally can and when you do you're like...ugh, you idiot.

Omg, I love the smell of pineapple, because it means pineapple is nearby!

I want that pineapple candle!

But then you'd smell it and think pineapple is nearby and then cry because you realized it wasn't.

Oooh, that's true...I didn't consider that.

I had this one candle that smelled amaaaazing, but I had to stop using it, because I'd wake up really hungry...

Apple pie candles. Om nom nom.

I wonder if there are banana candles... and I'm not even saying that to mention bananas. I'm just legit curious because I want one...

Oh there are.

tonight I burned a hazlenut candle. but they dont have anymore, they put in new spring scents.....

i guess pineapple is a spring scent lmao

Oh no...Cammm...bakery candles make me want to gag. I don't understand them...they like...wish they smelled like bread, and pie, and muffins...but they just...never do *sigh*

They do to me, haha. *shrug*