So this guy...

in my Shakespeare class is into me, and I think he thinks I'm into him back (which maaay have been partially my fault), but I'm really not into him. Yesterday we were studying together, and he was like, "Hey wanna watch Henry IV instead of reading it?" and me being an idiot was like, "Sure!" so he was like, "Alright, let's head up to your room." Well, I walked right into that one. Anyway, we ended up watching Hamlet, which resulted in us completely goofing off (it had Laurence Olivier...of course we weren't paying attention). Anyway, now he's texting me a bunch, and asked me if I wanted to go over to his apartment tonight to help him with his French.


...I don't speak French.

Hahaha that's a funny story, I find myself in too many situations like this. I ended up just being a douche and ignoring them until they get the point.

that's kind of the story of my life! haha. i feel like i don't take hints very well, and i'm too nice up front to ever say no, usually. then its AWKWARD

Yep, I'm pretty much hoping that I got lucky with Christmas break happening right when this is all happening. Hoping I can avoid any awkwardness until the end of the week and then he can cool down. I wouldn't mind being a friend, but it's pretty clear he's in for more...awkie...

well you're gonna get a lump of coal in your stocking

Doug! I'm totally in the same situation with my stalker kid Chris! Except we've had a whole, "uh, do you like me? no? okay, then, that's good" talk and its still the same situation, so I don't know what to do.
I'm glad I don't have to see him for a month, and I don't think he's going to be living in our hall next semester...

Really? Why not?

Why is he not living in our hall?
I'm not sure, he just mentioned randomly that he might not be living there. -shrug-

Weird... Oh well, makes life easier for you, lol

Did you really flat out ask him if he liked you?

Haha I'm hoping.

It was more of an awkward Facebook chat thing where he asked me if I thought he liked me and after 5 minutes of me trying to come up with something that wasn't "I hope you don't, but I think you do," he said he didn't. xD It was all very 5th grader-esque and awkward.

Sounds to me like he does, lol

Unless someone told him that you thought he did...

^^ that sentence was strange.

I don't know if anyone told him that I thought I liked him [yes, very strange..] but I had Will telling me that Chris' friend told him that he liked me. Which turns out wasn't true? I have no idea xD I feel like a 7th grader retelling this story. "Well, SHE said that he said that she liked him but really she doesn't like him he likes this other girl but the other girl doesn't like him either! zomg!"

Hahaha, I totally understood it all though

So yeah, and now he makes a point to mention how I thought he liked me and he doesn't EVERY time we hang out. Which doesn't make sense for him to bring up unless he's thinking about it, right?
Also I have another awkward moment to tell you about but I don't think I'm going to tell you on here xD

Ooooh, I am officially excited :D

Eep. I have a problem.
I like my stalker guy

Why is this a problem?...
~He is a resident.
~He is also a freshman resident.
~He has a girlfriend.
~Most of the residents on my floor already think we are dating/doing it.

What do I do?

I had a feeling this was happening

I say there are a couple "to dos" here:

1. No action; sorry lady, he's taken for the time being.
2. Continue talking to him if it won't drive you too insane. If it will, talk to him about it.
3. If he ends up being available, talk to boss-lady about it, and if she doesn't forbid it, go out with him. You're only what, a year older than him? Barely? No big.

That's a how I feel about it.

dating residents only leads to trouble

Ugh. WELL. We kind of talked about it today and he basically said [in weird guy language] that nothing would happen now because he's taken. But he said he wasn't sure what would happen if he wasn't.

-headdesk-

OH, and he said that he hasn't told his girlfriend about me. At all. Not even "Oh, I hang out with my friend Jessie who happens to be a girl." Which I totally took as "I didn't tell her because she would freak out because I like you."