A. And that's how they proved that no matter who you're with, blue shorts really do make you look gayer than them.
B. "I thought you said there would be chicks here!"
C. "I thought you said high tide was 2 hours ago?"
D. "hmm....it looks like those beach babes stood us up!"
E. This wasn't exactly Phil's idea of a "sexy local beachgoer", and he doesn't intend to hide it.
F. "Yep, look at those hot bods... I mean, babes! Babes!!"
G. Phil '' I cannot believe you are wearing Crocs, I am SO upset with you I don't even want to look at you"
