1. For the low price of 9,000$, you get this luxurious white toyota corola with working doors, and both bumpers still attached. As you can plainly see, the seats have been newly upholstered and includes a new stereo. (yacht not included)
2. My car was feeling seaworthy. Lulz!!
3. Was I not supposed to park here?
4. That boat came outta nowhere. Promise!
5. 'but officer, I was just trying to catch the bad guys, they were on the boat, honest!'
6. I told my husband he'd make the 9 o'clock ferry.
7. "Meh, close enough"
8. Women drivers!
9. Wilma! Lookit me drive!!!!
10. Boat saves woman's life in another Toyota brake failure incident.
Get your votes in By Monday!!!
