Voting for this ends Sunday night. Get your votes in to win my poll, a flashy new rank and have your winning caption splashed on the front page. Thanks to everyone who submitted captions.
Caption 1:
"Ugh, I should've worn heels.. these sneakers make my legs look squatty!"
Caption 2:
Mother: Don't look directly at it.
Son: But why?
*it notices and casts a seductive energy beam at the boy*
Mother: OH GOD IT'S TOO LATE!! *runs for her life*
Caption 3:
I don't get it, she looked fine from behind!
Caption 4:
For just $55 a month you can sponsor this identity confused middle age man to work in any home. He/She will cook, clean and dance to any Britney Spears song of your choice. Call now.
Caption 5:
John Goodman guest stars with Tyler Perry in...
Caption 6:
"I wish my skirt were a little longer, so I didn't expose my man bush!"
Caption 7:
I feel prettyyyy! Oh so prettyyyy! I feel pretty, and witty and gay! And I pity, any girl who isn't me tonight!
