Chapter 1 - 9/29 thru 10/2

Time to attack Pete again?

I think so.

I attack Pete.

I must taste really good to these zombies since they seem to flock to me, which really sucks.

I shoot Deetster and run away fast!

I keep laughing since I think every vote has been for Pete. But y'all have been shot before you could taste him

Special Infected: Smoker attack

Attacks Dogdude

Oh noes!! I got smoked! Good thing it's the safe house day

And the Survivors make it to their first safe house! Here we go with the totals for the round:

Dogdude84
1 bullets, 17 health, and a health pack.
5 common kills

Pete
3 bullets, 20 health, and a health pack.
3 common kill

sand storm
5 bullets, 20 health, and a health pack.
1 common kill

Thian, obviously, was our smoker. Who was our Boomer? I dunno...


Alright! Since the rules say that health increases by 5 and bullets are refreshed, we are right back to square one! MEANING: I need to adjust the numbers for our smaller group! For the time being, the Survivors are in the safe house, safe from Zombie attacks, and Zombies get a smoke break. Don't smoke? Why not, YOU'RE DEAD!

Here's how it's gonna go down. I am gonna toy around with the mechanics of the game for the next day or two. Odds are, health totals are gonna go down, and bullets are gonna be a little more scarce. Special infected may see some picking up as well. I am very open to suggestions, if you got one, send it my way. Also, considering the fact that mathematically the Zombies never stood a freakin' chance, I will have to nullify stats earned this round. If this doesn't sit well with you, I understand and you may exit the game. Either way, please let me know.
BIG HINT ----> I also would be willing to let a couple more people into the game at this time. <----BIG HINT

That said, thank you all for playin' in my little game and being a part in turning it into the most awesome minigame on ORGP!

Humans: 1
Zombies: 0

But who's keepin score?

Humans: 0
Zombies: 0

Yay for the stat reset!

Heh, this was a beta round, in a sense.

Now we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

oh portal... when will you just stop being so....morbidly comical.....

BTW

the cake is a lie!

Then what the heck am I eating right now?!

*stares at his piece of "chocolate cake"*

Uh oh, said Thian
Uh oh, said cam
Uh Oh, said the not cake

**freeze frame**

Roll end credits!

I've finished Portal on three different consoles because I'm so badass.

I still can't get enough of the theme song