Incest was the dealbreaker.

Subject: Incest was the dealbreaker. Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:37 am

So, I was at a wedding reception the other day, and the most gorgeous guy ever walked in. From eavesdropping and spying on him for an hour, he seriously seemed like the most perfect guy ever.

I decided to go for it.

Then, I realized he had a girlfriend, who was there with him.

But whatevs. I could work around that. It's not like they were married or anything.

Then, I realized they had a two month old baby.

But whatevs. I like kids.

Then, my great-uncle introduced us as second cousins.

Dealbreaker.

Subject: Re: Incest was the dealbreaker. Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:31 pm

LMFAOOOOOO Jess I love you haha.

Subject: Re: Incest was the dealbreaker. Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:36 pm

Just a little weirded out that the fact that he has a steady relationship and a baby didn't daunt you. That's out Jess!

And nah... second cousins isn't really that close, is it? Cousins are a little too close... uncle and niece is just creepy (pretty rampant in royal families in the old days

).

Subject: Re: Incest was the dealbreaker. Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:48 pm

But he was really hot, and really nice.

And to be more specific, he's my dad's cousin's son. I don't really know that cousin of my dad's, but this guy is my great aunt and uncle's grandson, and I'm close to them. So second cousins is far too close for me, lmao. Faaaar too close.

Subject: Re: Incest was the dealbreaker. Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:00 pm

That's really really really funny.

"Dealbreaker."

You get a gold star.

Subject: Re: Incest was the dealbreaker. Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:15 pm

WOOOOO, GOLD STAR!! banana

Subject: Re: Incest was the dealbreaker. Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:03 am

Jess I was really attracted to a 2nd cousin of mine. Still am, obviously, but he lives in New York. We went paintballing and watched movies and stuff together. The whole "he's straight" and "incest" things always get in the way, eh?

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OH GOD CAM!!! If you're gay it totally doesn't matter if it's incest. You're already perverted and gross so piling other things on no longer makes it worse. Plus your babies would be totally healthy and not 'southern' because you adopted them (and they weed those out when you're adopting).

Subject: Re: Incest was the dealbreaker. Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:02 am

So it's like the concept of infinity. You can't add anything more to it because you can't increase it since it's always increasing.

Subject: Re: Incest was the dealbreaker. Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:33 am

Dogdude84 wrote:: The whole "he's straight" and "incest" things always get in the way, eh?

Seriously, the last three guys I've seen and was all OMG over have either been gay, or related to me. It sucks.

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Dogdude84 wrote:: So it's like the concept of infinity. You can't add anything more to it because you can't increase it since it's always increasing.

Exactly