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Jess
Star Emerald
Posts : 2103
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 34
Location : Portsmouth, UK
| | Subject: Toddler insults Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:42 pm | |
| Sooooo, Sylvia (a girl I nanny for) turned three this past weekend. In the car, on the way to the beach to celebrate, her mom was teaching her what "opposite" meant. Once she understood "hot vs cold" and "up vs down", she started giving her more abstract ones. As a joke, she asked her what the opposite of Jessica was.
So, Sylvia thinks for a minute, before looking at me and grinning. Then she said, "Fun, nice, and clean," with a laugh.
I was pwned by a three year old. I was rather impressed with her insult though. Not bad for a toddler! | |
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Cory
Star Quartz
Posts : 697
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 37
Location : Ohio
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:00 pm | |
| Hahhaah! this is hilarious, Jess! Kids say the darndest things dont they?  | |
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Doug
Shooting Star
Posts : 5467
Join date : 2009-09-05
Age : 36
Location : http://twitter.com/OrgPlanetORGs
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:13 pm | |
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Deetster
Winner
Posts : 3571
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 33
Location : NYC
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:21 pm | |
| If you're ever asked the same for her, simply say
"Living to see tomorrow"
And stare at her with the most serious face on earth.
You win then. | |
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Doggerz
Porn Star
Posts : 7016
Join date : 2009-09-05
Age : 40
Location : I am here.
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:53 pm | |
| Lmao, I'm so shocked how smart youngins are sometimes. | |
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Doug
Shooting Star
Posts : 5467
Join date : 2009-09-05
Age : 36
Location : http://twitter.com/OrgPlanetORGs
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:22 pm | |
| - Deetster wrote:
- If you're ever asked the same for her, simply say
"Living to see tomorrow"
And stare at her with the most serious face on earth.
You win then. Hahahaha, I just exploded in laughter at this  Amazing. | |
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MoMo
Moderator
Posts : 5522
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 40
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:57 pm | |
| - Deetster wrote:
- If you're ever asked the same for her, simply say
"Living to see tomorrow"
And stare at her with the most serious face on earth.
You win then. Deet...that is brilliant...though then she might loose at being employed...unless the parents are particularly fun. Which they have those naked photos they sent to their family and friends by accident...so...maybe they are! | |
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Deetster
Winner
Posts : 3571
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 33
Location : NYC
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:04 am | |
| Yeah, they do seem as fun as a barrel of monkeys, though threatening the life of ones child is frowned upon in most cultures.
But it might be fun to be the naughty nanny. Mainly because "naughty nanny" seems really fun to say in a british accent.
You are in England right, Jess?
I'm gonna sign off now. | |
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MoMo
Moderator
Posts : 5522
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 40
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:11 am | |
| HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCELLENT DEETSTER!!!!!! | |
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Thian
Lucky Star
Posts : 3201
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 43
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:14 am | |
| n'ought'eh nah'neh
yep, it is fun to say. | |
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Kenya
Star Emerald
Posts : 2006
Join date : 2009-09-03
Age : 38
Location : BC Canada
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:55 am | |
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Jess
Star Emerald
Posts : 2103
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 34
Location : Portsmouth, UK
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:53 am | |
| I've actually started saying some words with an English accent. It's so weird.
Like the word "yogurt". Instead of saying "yo-gurt", I now say "yuh-gurt" | |
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Doggerz
Porn Star
Posts : 7016
Join date : 2009-09-05
Age : 40
Location : I am here.
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:00 pm | |
| Omg I wanna start calling it that. | |
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Doug
Shooting Star
Posts : 5467
Join date : 2009-09-05
Age : 36
Location : http://twitter.com/OrgPlanetORGs
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:26 pm | |
| If there was any way to make the word "yogurt" sound any more gross, that would be it. Thanks, Jess. | |
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Jess
Star Emerald
Posts : 2103
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 34
Location : Portsmouth, UK
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:23 pm | |
| EVERYONE here laughs when I say "yo-gurt". I've needed to adapt to the area. | |
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Doug
Shooting Star
Posts : 5467
Join date : 2009-09-05
Age : 36
Location : http://twitter.com/OrgPlanetORGs
| | Subject: Re: Toddler insults Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:49 pm | |
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