What's in YOUR browsing history?

I just got curious, so I'm looking at all the things I've Googled recently. And here it is:

Octomom, egg laying, fee fi fo fum, underline or quote book titles, sherbet fountains, bear vs bare, best cafe in portsmouth, dirty sky jones, british washing machines, one year old eats too much, scene break, duke it out, zebra crossing, death clock, wellies, Sega GameGear, milk jug, online ruler, murderers on parole, Digimon tags and crests, emergency blood transfusions, scooter muppet, shaken baby syndrome, and what wild cats are legal as pets.

I'm actually a bit disappointed, since I usually have RIDICULOUS things in my history, but this laptop is only like, a month old. Hopefully you all have better ones to share?

Mine is tamer than usual, but still random:

Examples of credit references
Metric sick muse
TD Canada Trust
Rufus Wainwright
Cobb Salad
Willem Dafoe polar bear
How to send a post secret
itravel2000
Robitussin

I have it so my browsing history is deleted.

Me too

I would be terrified to post my search history, so I'm just not even gonna look.

I search the weirdest shit, especially when they're all listed together.

My roommate borrowed my laptop for a while, once, and when I got it back, I noticed that "Do prostitutes enjoy their work?" was in the browsing history, ahahahaha

BAHA! That's great! Did you search it to find out the answer?

No, actually... I should get on that.

Some of mine are:

aptonym, ben's bargains, british youtube, cake balls, colored salt, dell, don't go chasing waterfalls, ear wax ball, eudora welty, found a peanut, f sharp, FIFA, falklands war, footie pajamas, futterwacken, glass enclosed nerve center, is wife beating acceptable, jeopardy episodes, ken ken, kalanchoe plant, le mans, mayonnaise ingredients, microsoft silver light, OF 306 form, ohm symbol, papa johns pizza size in inches, real housewives of new jersey, taser, van der sloot, WLED


I use this computer for work too so I cut out most of those searches because they are just boring.

Sadie...please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. Okay?

Ear wax ball...?

Yes!!! Ear wax ball. A friend of mine had a large ball of ear wax come out of his ear canal while swimming. It was VERY disturbing. I had to find out if he is a freak of nature or if it is a common occurrence. Apparently it has happened to other people, but not often.