Apples to Apples: ROUND 2 - CARDS FLIPPED

Scoreboard:

Thian - 1
Everyone else - 0


Round 2's judge is...

Cam/DogDude84


...and your adjective is...

WORTHWHILE
"good and important enough to spend time, effort, or money on"


I will be updating your hands with a new card, so look for a PM very, very soon!

And remember, do not submit your cards here. Send them to me via PM after you've seen your new card!

Yay! I get to judge I'm so excited!!

Also, please refrain from acting until you fully understand the process.

I don't understand the process... hmph!

Oh my god......it just hit me how hilarious this sentence can be.

How did you know that's the process I don't understand?!

Cam eagerly awaits his options, hoping for something good...



Without hesitation and confident from his victory, Thian smashes a card onto the table.

DJ follows suit, aloof and without a sweat, while Mo, Bryan, and Jordan all debate between a few options, shaken by Thian's early lead, trying to decide the best way to take him down...

Pete makes his move inconspicuously, and immediately after, Cory has a moment of revelation and slams a card onto the table.



With that...all the cards are in. Cam mixes them up before flipping each one over gingerly, like seven delicate newborn kittens:


PORN

THE SHAKE WEIGHT

YOUR MOM

MAKING A PB&J SANDWICH

MY FIRST KISS

LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY

FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES


Alright, Cam...take your time...discuss your options...and make your choice

Your Mom is the best for SURE

I like how they all relate to either sex or food in some way. If only there was one that related to sex AND food.

I feel like you're not making PB&J correctly with that statement.

I must not be.

Let's see...worthwhile...

Porn certainly is, as it has proven to be for me many a time.

The shake weight? I've seen those commercials, and that thing is freakin hilarious. Not sure if it produces actual results though.

Your mom. Classic. But for me, she is not really worthwhile. Your dad, perhaps.

Making a PB&J sandwich. Absolutely delicious, and not too time-consuming. Definitely a contender.

My first kiss was extremely awkward, and happened when I was about 8. We kissed behind her house in the woods. Hot damn. But yeah awkward city. Maybe it shoved me away from girls subconsciously at an early age though. And I do love being a homo.

Losing my virginity, oh dear. So much I could say about this, but I'm going to keep it to myself.

Five Guys Burgers & Fries OM NOM NOMMMMM!!!! I freakin love this place!! Their burgers (made to order, btw) are delicious and you can get PEANUTS there! FREE PEANUTS!!



I've narrowed it down to 4. Five Guys, My first kiss, PB&J, and Porn. Let's see if I can't get rid of a few more...


Porn is out, because after it's all said and done, it's just not as good as the real thing. Plus I feel kinda dirty afterwards sometimes. PB&J is out too, because while I do love a good PB&J, I just don't eat them anymore really. So while it may be worthwhile for some, I usually skip lunch tbh.


It's down to Five Guys and My first kiss, everyone!!!


Which one will take the cake?!


Which will reign supreme?


Which is the winner?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

Spoiler:

you should have picked first kiss haha, so close lol

Aww haha, it was a tough decision! I've been eating lots of Five Guys lately, so I just had to go with that one.

Awww, man! Poor porn

Awww,,, your mom was mine.

There were a LOT of good ones played for this round, lol. I was a bit surprised that Your Mom and Losing Your Virginity weren't the finalists



BUT... they weren't; Five Guys Burgers and Fries was, and the person who played that card was...



DJ



Congratulations, DJ. You've officially made your way onto the scoreboard with Thian. Speaking of the scoreboard, here's an update:

DJ: 1
Thian: 1
Cory: 0
MoMo: 0
Bryan: 0
Jordan: 0
Pete: 0
Cam: 0


Your cards and the next round will begin sometime tomorrow! Keep an eye out

HAHAHAHAHA, I totally knew you were going to pick 5 Guys, Cam!!!

It's just too damn good!

For some reason the place by my house....not enjoying their fries. I've had them at other 5 Guys and they're way good...this place...meh.

Yeah their fries near my house aren't that great either. It's kind of hit or miss in that regard.

So weird! Because when they're good they're really really good.

I like their fries a lot, but I accidentally mentioned to a friend that I thought their Cajun fries were overrated...it didn't end well.

I thought they were good, but they were described to me as an orgasm for your mouth. Don't use that description unless I have to clean up my pants after I put it in my mouth.



...yeah, I said that.

I like the Cajun fries better, but not much better, they certainly aren't spectacular....


.....something to ruin everyone's day. Based on a study, the worst (meaning calorie and fat content) fries in America are 5 Guys fries. That is based on just "plain" fries. The worst overall are from Chili's and they are covered in chili and cheese and ranch dressing.