You honestly thought I'd pass up a chance to talk nipples?
Let's talk nipples.
What kind do YOU have?
1) Bologna - When the areola covers nearly the entire circumference of the tay-tay.
2) Silver Dollars - No nip, all areola.
3) Pepperoni ('Ronis) - Unusually bumpy or puckered, often with a strangely ridged edge.
4) Blind Pigs - Low-slung nips with a jutting or pointed snout, facing off-kilter directions.
5) Bubble Gum - Looks like they been chewed on by Dobermans, a lot.
6) Muffin Tops (aka Smurf Houses) - When the areola and nipple form a smooth swollen cap at the end of the bazonga.
7) Puffles - Puffles are like double Muffin Tops; when the areola and nipple are both swole up for a "stacked-on-top-of-each-other" puffy torpedo look.
Dipples - Them shits be concave.
9) Pencil Erasers - Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.
.....a) Tart 'N Tinys - A variation on Pencil Erasers, only much much smaller and cuter.
.....b) Lincoln Logs (aka Hot Dogs) - Another Pencil Eraser variation, but much longer, often extending 1/2 inch or more, the "outie" of the nippleverse.
10) Candy Buttons - Unobtrusive, shiny hard pellets, daring you to press them.
11) Fade-outs (aka Ghosts) - When you're not sure where the areola ends and the boob-meat begins.
12) Crunchberries - Look just like the ones Cap'n Crunch gots in his cereal.
(source: http://crowndozen.com/main/archives/001711.shtml)
