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Kenya Star Emerald
Posts : 2006 Join date : 2009-09-03 Age : 37 Location : BC Canada
| Subject: Happy Mothers day! Sun May 09, 2010 10:32 am | |
| Happy Mothers day everyone! Hope you have a wonderful day.. and spend time with your mothers I'm going outta town for the day to have a big family dinner. I'm excited. It will be loads of fun! | |
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dj Moderator
Posts : 5527 Join date : 2009-09-03
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Sun May 09, 2010 4:18 pm | |
| Dear Mom,
Thanks for being a miserable bitch on Mother's Day. I guess I should have saved my money and spent it on drinking.
Love,
Your Son | |
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Doggerz Porn Star
Posts : 7016 Join date : 2009-09-05 Age : 39 Location : I am here.
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Sun May 09, 2010 7:30 pm | |
| My mom's in Budapest. So I sent her a Happy Mother's Day email. | |
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Amanda Leigh Admin
Posts : 7427 Join date : 2009-09-03 Age : 48 Location : Dallas Texas!!
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Sun May 09, 2010 8:19 pm | |
| I gave my mom a card, at my cousins graduation party. We let my niece, who is 1 and was sitting in my lap, open the card. She got glitter in her hair. lol | |
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Doggerz Porn Star
Posts : 7016 Join date : 2009-09-05 Age : 39 Location : I am here.
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Sun May 09, 2010 9:08 pm | |
| - vastfanatic wrote:
- We let my niece, who is 1 and was sitting in my lap, open the card. She got glitter in her hair. lol
Cutest thing I've heard in a while. | |
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Kenya Star Emerald
Posts : 2006 Join date : 2009-09-03 Age : 37 Location : BC Canada
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Sun May 09, 2010 10:50 pm | |
| I got my mom some bowls she wanted.. as well as a card.. actually funny story I picked out the perfect card.. started to sign it and realized it said HAPPY BIRTHDAY so I was like FUCK I can't even return it now.. so I went and bought another card.. and figured I'd use the birthday one for her birthday which is luckily coming up soon! YAY! | |
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Jess Star Emerald
Posts : 2103 Join date : 2009-09-06 Age : 33 Location : Portsmouth, UK
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Mon May 10, 2010 12:55 am | |
| I bought my mommy season four of Bones, a chocolate bar, and a card. I can't remember what it says exactly, but on the front, it says something like "Mom, I thought of you today, after I left my dirty clothes on the floor, before ruining my appetite, just to go blindly follow my friends to do something stupid." And then on the inside, it just says "God, I love being a grown-up. Happy Mother's day." I know, I know, not very "mother's day-esque", but I always buy funny cards, and I had given her all the other funny ones in the past. They need to start writing new ones. | |
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MoMo Moderator
Posts : 5522 Join date : 2009-09-06 Age : 40
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Mon May 10, 2010 2:26 am | |
| - Khufu wrote:
- Dear Mom,
Thanks for being a miserable bitch on Mother's Day. I guess I should have saved my money and spent it on drinking.
Love,
Your Son You're singin' my tune DJ! I got a text at 9am from my mother that said she was disappointed I didn't call her yet. After we had brunch she was going on and on about how much she hates Mother's Day because she always gets her hopes up and then disappointed. Then we spent more of the day talking about why I should break up with my boyfriend. Actually, I agreed with her about that. | |
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Cory Star Quartz
Posts : 697 Join date : 2009-09-06 Age : 37 Location : Ohio
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Mon May 10, 2010 10:46 pm | |
| I got to share by birthday with Mother's Day this year! | |
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Doug Shooting Star
Posts : 5467 Join date : 2009-09-05 Age : 35 Location : http://twitter.com/OrgPlanetORGs
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Mon May 10, 2010 10:59 pm | |
| My mom hates being acknowledged for holidays and birthdays, so I just called her and chatted. No special wishes though Just the way she'd prefer it! | |
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MoMo Moderator
Posts : 5522 Join date : 2009-09-06 Age : 40
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Mon May 10, 2010 11:36 pm | |
| Oh Cory, that means you have the same birthday as my bestest friend! Happy Birthday (a little late)! | |
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dj Moderator
Posts : 5527 Join date : 2009-09-03
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Tue May 11, 2010 6:00 pm | |
| Dear Mom,
Thanks for storming out of the room tonight like a three year old when I told you and Dad that I deleted Betty White on SNL. It's funny, because I'm not a psychic, and I recorded the episode for ME to watch, not you. So considering I'm not Miss Cleo, I had no idea that you wanted to watch it, or that you would whine and say that it was a shame for me to have deleted it.
Not to mention that half the time the programs I want to record, I can't because you have 5 shows you want to watch.
I guess you didn't like my impression of your whining, either.
Either way, you're still acting like a bitch.
Love, Your Son
P.S. Thanks for the lecture on respect that you're giving me right now! | |
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MoMo Moderator
Posts : 5522 Join date : 2009-09-06 Age : 40
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Tue May 11, 2010 6:40 pm | |
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Amanda Leigh Admin
Posts : 7427 Join date : 2009-09-03 Age : 48 Location : Dallas Texas!!
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Tue May 11, 2010 6:49 pm | |
| Good Grief. Dj, get a roomie and move out. lol | |
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dj Moderator
Posts : 5527 Join date : 2009-09-03
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Tue May 11, 2010 8:02 pm | |
| Soon enough, Mandie, soon enough. Maybe I should be a writer and have an installment called "Dear Mom" lfmao | |
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Doggerz Porn Star
Posts : 7016 Join date : 2009-09-05 Age : 39 Location : I am here.
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Tue May 11, 2010 8:30 pm | |
| Laughing, fucking your ass off. Hot. | |
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dj Moderator
Posts : 5527 Join date : 2009-09-03
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Tue May 11, 2010 8:40 pm | |
| Shut your dirty two-bit whore mouth, sir! | |
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Doggerz Porn Star
Posts : 7016 Join date : 2009-09-05 Age : 39 Location : I am here.
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Tue May 11, 2010 9:09 pm | |
| Shh, you're making the mommy topic vulgar! | |
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dj Moderator
Posts : 5527 Join date : 2009-09-03
| Subject: Re: Happy Mothers day! Tue May 11, 2010 9:16 pm | |
| I did that in my first post... | |
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Kenya Star Emerald
Posts : 2006 Join date : 2009-09-03 Age : 37 Location : BC Canada
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