Project Runway

I'm starting it even though I bet I'm the only one watching....

This season has been really great because of how bitchy Mitchell is......was.......what will the season bring now?

I watch it. I don't know, I feel like these people are boring. Now we're already four weeks in and I still see people on this show and I go, "Now who are they again?"

All of the men are horrible except for Epperson...but only because he looks like a homicidal homeless man.

I watch too! (duh!)

I kind of like it, but still not really sold on anyone in particular.

Not even Carol Hannah...she's adorable! Her and Shirin are my favorites. And they were a team last episode so it was like Team Wonderful. I also like Louise Black.

This is what happens when they take away my Project Runway for too long...I need to obsess over the new season too much.

P.S. I just watched the All Star Challenge...I was putting it off because I wasn't sure how it was going to be...that was...um...bullshit? Yes, I believe the word I was looking for was Bullshit.

I would have like to seen it play out like Top Chef All Stars. Instead of just doing 1 episode do a few. And have some non-attention whore people come back. Not that I can name any off the top of my head. I want Jay to be back! Or Chloe. Or Motherfucking Wendy Pepper she was...amazing.

And Epperson DOES look like a homeless man!

Fave name of season: Qristyl. That rivals so many.

I saw that name and got furious! I hate that crap because you're all "Oh hello this girl spells her name C-R-Y-S-T-A-L." in your mind and then if you ever need to write it down it's like all offended and "NO, YOU SPELL IT Q-R-I-S-T-Y-L IDIOT!"


Also I would have rathered they just waited a few seasons more and just did an All Star season. I mean, most of the contestants aren't really doing much more now than they did before...or even if they are they're not doing much more than some of the other contestants were doing when they first came on the show, HAHA!

My all time favorite is Gerald Ford aka Laura Bennett. I want her to come back, and LeAnne I loved, and of course Kenley...you know I love the bitches. And Daniel Franco, he's adorable in his designs as well as everything else. Obviously Jay, yeah, and Wendy, HAHA, she was infuriating for me just because she's one of those designers I didn't like shit that she did but she kept staying. Just do everyone a favor and NEVER bring back Angela...if I have to look at her watermelon twat pants one more time I'm going to SCREAM!



Just for reference as to what I'm talking about.

Oh my GAWD...and just in case you've never been to Project Rungay...the best Project Runway blog (and they also do other fashiony shows and also Mad Men and they're hilarious and bitchy) you should go there...here's a link about Angela and how she wears diapers...actually that's not the theme of the post...but it is about Angela and diapers...and Angela DOES always look like she's wearing diapers...AND she also sometimes stands like she's...um...using...the diapers...for number 2.

Pooping. I was saying she stands like she looks like she's pooping.

So I was taking a sip of water and almost spit it on my computer when you said Laura was Gerald Ford.

And then I'm glad I didn't continuing drinking when I read "watermelon twat pants"

I'm glad I could give you a laugh, sir.

"It was easier to give up addiction than to do this."

Hilarious. Now get off this show, you sucked.



And Tim's retaliation at the end was hilarious too!

HAHAHA, I loved Tim at the end!!!! That was the best. He couldn't hold his distaste inside.

But I liked Johnny, or at least...I didn't HATE Johnny...but I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE that other guy who's name I don't even remember but was also in the bottom 2. He is the absolute worst. But I do enjoy how every week he picks a designer at the beginning and is like "Ew, they make the worst stuff" and then that whole episode will be like "What is she making, that's disgusting, she's in so much trouble." and then that's the person that wins.

The editing department is sneaky like that.

Well also that guy's an idiot like that, HAHAHA!