This made me go on Omegle, btw:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: drugs now
You: crack or meth?
Stranger: neither
Stranger: heroin
You: good cause i only have Heroin
You: let's do this
Stranger: great
You: lol
Stranger: can you send it through skype?
You: Idk
You: I'll have to compress it
Stranger: what kinda dealer are you?
You: E-dealer
You: clearly
Stranger: I dont want no compressed shit
Stranger: last time my fucking heart stopped
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: E-dealer
Stranger: classic
You: yep
Stranger: so what now?
You: hmm
Stranger: I know
You: i guess that was good enough
You: lol
Stranger: how about that local sports team
You: oh yes
You: the one who played that game last weekday and almost scored a certain amount of points to acheive a certain goal?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: that one
You: yeah, didn't watch it
You: heard it was good though
Stranger: ah shit...
Stranger: I hate that guy though
Stranger: the one tht is tall
Stranger: he is a fucking prick
Stranger: thinking is all hot shit
You: oh yeah, i know, it's like...you know he's not half as good as he thinks
You: nor does he deserve all the hype everyone gives him
Stranger: not at all
You: he'll be washed up in 5 years, im tellin you
Stranger: 3
You: yeah probably 3
Stranger: probably will get caught with a stripper
Stranger: somebody needs to rape and murder his mother
You: 15 year old stripper
You: agreed
Stranger: well sir ....guess I am off
Stranger: good day
You: good day sir
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That was fun.
