HAI GUYS

Just thoughts I'd let you all know that I'm extremely high on percosets right now and I'm basically thinking life is brilliant. I even danced. Then got dizzy and fell. It was a shame, but one fall won't keep me doooooown!!

mmmmmmmmmm nice. lol

ROFL thanks for sharing <3

I'm feeling sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... but I'm watching Glee since I feel GLEEFUL! But I can't open my mouth wide enough to sing along, since I only got my wisdom teeth out like, an hour and a half ago.

I WANT ICE CREAM! NOM NOM NOM!

You should be on percs ALL THE TIME!

RYAN, COME VISIT ME AND EAT ICE CREAM WHILE WATCHING GLEE! I VOTE YES!

WOOOOO, SECOND DOSAGE!

HAAAAAAAAAAAA, what a great version of Jess.

I OFFERED MY PARENTS MY PERCS FOR SOME AFFECTION, AND THEY DECLINED NO ONE LOVES ME!

BUT NOW I'M EATING STRAWBERRY MOUSSE! NOM NOM NOM

LOVE ME, LOVE ME, SAAAAAAAAY THAT YOU LOVE MEEEE!!!!

*dances*

MY MOM TOLD MY DAD HIS HAIRCUT WAS HORRIBLE AND I TOLD HIM HE LOOKED HANDSOME, THEN HE TOLD ME I WAS A HIGH CREEPER WHO SHOULD TO TO BED!

I'M SO DISTRAUGHT

PS, CAPITAL LETTERS FTW!?

BABY JESSICA FTW.



I thought this would add to the insaneness of this topic.

AHAHAHA, HEY, LOOK, IT'S ME!!! I LOVE BABY ME!! I'D CROSS MY EYES AT NEW YEAR'S PARTIES, AND EAT MY HANDS! WANNA SEE ME EAT MY HANDS!? YOU ALL TOTES DOOOO:



NO SHAME, NO SHAME! JUST EATING HANDS ALL DAY! NO BIG DEAL! MY SISTER WAS A FOOT EATER THOUGH! NOT MEEE THOUGH

PS, I'M ON MY THIRD DOSAGE NOW, AND I'M FEELING RAAAAD!!

THIS IS SUCH A FUN FEELING! I'VE NEVER DONE ANY SORT OF DRUG OF ANY SORT OF SORT AND SINCE I DON'T DRINK EITHER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IMPAIRED AT ALLLLLL! I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN TAKE ADVIL! BUT NOW THESE PERCOCETS ARE MESSING WITH MY HEEEEAD!!

PS, I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS

But no one wants to talk to me My parents told me to CALM DOWN and my roommates HARASSED ME OVER IT VIA FACEBOOK, and even my best friend REFUSES TO ANSWER MY TWENTY-THREE IMS AND FOUR TEXT MESSAGES!!!

I JUST WANT SOME COMPANY AND LOOOVE

OH OH OH AND PS,

I GOOGLED FOR SIDE EFFECTS OF PERCOCETS, AND ONE OF THEM WAS UNUSUAL EXCITEMENT IN CHILDREN! I'M SO STOKED MY BODY STILL CONSIDERS ME A CHILD! MAYBE BECAUSE I'M STILL THE HEIGHT OF AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD GIRL!

MY ARM FEELS BETTER NOW THOUGH! YAY DRUGS! I have really small veins, so it always takes them a while to find one. After stabbing me five times, they THOUGHT they found one, so they hooked me up to the IV, but it ends up it was an artificial vein and I dunno what exactly was happening in my arm, but instead of absorbing it, there was suddenly a HUGE PAINFUL LUMP in my arm!

IT LOOKED LIKE THE TUMOR THAT KILLED MY FERRET!

THEY HAD TO STUCK A SYRINGE IN ME AND SUCK OUT ALL THE ANESTHESIA, SINCE IT WAS JUST GATHERING IN MY ELBOW! IT'S BEEN TWELVE HOURS, AND MY ELBOW IS STILL ALL WRAPPED UP. THEY ENDED UP NEEDING TO SHOVE THE IV THROUGH MY HAND, WHEN THEY REALIZED I HAD NO VEINS IN MY OTHER ARM EITHER!

TRUE STORY!

Dudes and potential dudettes... I feel like I'm going to pass out. Potentially bedtime?

I DUNNO!

BRB

I can't wait for you to be weaned off the drugs and see what you posted,

Yeah, that's going to be fucking awesome.

SHE'S SO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH, LIKE CLEOPATRA, JOAN OF ARC, OR APHRODIIIIIIIIIIIITE, BUT NOT REALLY SINCE THEY HAD NO PERCOCETS! OH OH OH OOOOOOOOH!!!

MY PUPILS ARE SO CONSTRICTED RIGHT NOW!!! MY EYEBALLS LOOK WEIRD, AND RYAN SAID THEY ALWAYS LOOK WEIRD

Well if those baby pictures are any indication........

INDICATIONS OF WEIRD EYEBALLS!?

You said it, not me. HAHAHA!!!

I WANT TO DANCE BUT MY MOM WON'T LET ME