Jesus is turning me on

And it's a bit of a problem.

I'm in love with Henry Ian Cusick (Desmond from Lost), and I knew he played Jesus in a DVD special called The Gospel of John, but I've NEVER been able to find it. Well, I'm babysitting today, and that happens to be the ONLY DVD that they own.

So of course I started to watch.

But then stopped, because when Jesus is being all epic, and I'm just thinking "Drop the robe, Christ! Please?"

I'm ashamed, yet fascinated, all at the same time.

Hahaha, ashamed to love Jesus Christ, your lord and savior?

Turn away from the Devil, Jess, and embrace your love for the Messiah.

I even prayed while watching it, hahaha. I was like "God? Forgive me for madly lusting over a fictional portrayal of your son. When I have a kid, I wouldn't want people lusting after him or her either, so I'll be understanding if you decide to smite me right now."

Hahaha, Jess just disappears from the Earth, and we're the only people who know why

It's true I'm not at all one to seek out sex, but I'd do Ian-Jesus in a heartbeat. Full biblical attire and everything.

This is disturbing and full of win at the same time.

Oh man. Desmond is so heavenly

Aha...ha...haha.... get it? Jesus... heavenly... hahaha...