Don't eat lunch with Jessie!!

So how bout Jessie totally called me OUT in front of a billion and a half people today?

We were eating lunch with a bunch of our staff members, and I didn't realize I was doing anything weird, but Jessie, being the hyper-observant little punk she is says to me (from across two tables), "Why are you creepin on that guy over there?" so I, being caught off-guard was like, "Because he's fucking hot!"

I then looked around and realized that all of the guys on my staff were looking at me when I said it.

Moral of the story: Don't eat lunch with Jessie!





I <3 you, Jessie!

Awe, I'm sorry Doug xD
In my defense, it really wasn't a OMG-hes-hawt-I'm-checking-him-out stare, and I couldn't figure out why else you would be hardcore staring at him, so I was confused lmao

And clearly everyone we were eating dinner with was fine with you checking out boys xD

<3

Hahahaha, Jason was surprisingly funny about it

Was it more like a "kill you and eat you" stare? Because I know what that's like.

I dunno! Apparently Doug just checks people out differently than anyone else I know xD